翻译/压制：新浪微博@酱油小圆子 中字计划No.30
搞笑的是 我甚至压根不爱喝酒 Funny thing is,I don't even like drinking.
对酒龄长达24年 且很擅长喝的我而言 Sounds strange for something I've been doing for 24 years
这话说来确实有点怪 and doing very well,thank you,
但我尤其不喜欢烈酒的口感 but I don't particularly like the taste of liquor.
我喜欢的是酒吧 I like bars.
喜欢在酒吧结识的人们 I like the people you meet in bars.
有时甚至会喜欢上从酒吧带回家的男人 不过... And occasionally,I've even liked the people I've gone home with from bars, but...
酒从来都不是重点 the drinks were never the thrill.
我是说 单就喝东西的享受来说 I mean,for pure drinking enjoyment,
一杯双倍巧克力奶昔足以秒杀它 a double chocolate milkshake wins hands down,
酸甜苦辣母女会
但是在费城冰冷刺骨的雨夜 它连半小时都没法帮你捱过去 but it won't get you through 30 minutes of a cold, rainy night in Philadelphia.
我喜欢...手中有杯酒端着的感觉 I like... holding a drink in my hand.
我是说 I mean,
我清楚接下来它能带我经历什么 感受什么 I know where it's going and how it's gonna feel.
我喝酒时会变得风趣 I'm funny when I drink.
上帝 它能把我变成风趣的人 Jeez... it makes me funny.
只可惜 我对自己喝醉时说过什么根本不记得 Unfortunately,I don't happen to remember anything I have ever said while I was drunk,
但有些人还是会不断告诉我 but the few people who still talk to me
说我当时简直风趣的要死 tell me I'm funny as hell.
我... I've, uh...
我以前来过这里 知道么 I've been here before,you know.
我不是指这家特殊的"干洗店" I don't mean this particular dry-cleaning establishment.
但二者实际也差不多 不是吗? They're all pretty much the same, aren't they?
上帝 真希望这次我们能成功 Boy, I hope we can get it right this time
因为我再也不想回这地方了 because I'm not coming back again.
我想工作 I wanna work.
我想确信自己能顺利挺过6个月的演出期 I wanna know I can get through a six-month run of a play
而不会再出现那种突然崩溃的感觉 and not have that falling-apart-at-the-seams feeling come over me.
我想和自己女儿度周末时 I wanna spend weekends with my daughter
不用再遮掩自己的双手 以防被她发现正在发抖 and not have to hide my hands so she won't see them shaking.
我想自己在傍晚5点路过酒吧时 And I wanna walk past a bar at 5：00 in the afternoon
能足够强大 目不斜视的路过 and know that I'm strong enough just to keep right on walking.
这就是我想要的结果 That's what I want. Heh.
而我现在真正想要的...是来杯加果皮的双倍孟买马丁尼 What I'm really hopng for is a double Bombay martini with a twist
然后和肖恩康纳利一起在海边度假 and a weekend in Acapulco with Sean Connery.
只是随便说说啦 Ah, just thought I'd ask.
你非得在今天打扮得这么美 是吧? You had to look gorgeous today, right?
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you?
是的 我是来接海因斯女士的 Yes. I'm here to pick up Mrs. Hines.
您的名字是? Your name, please?
兰道 托比兰道 我迟到了 Uh, Landau. Toby Landau.I'm late.
长岛堵车很严重 I'm terrible on Long Island.
请稍等 One moment, please.
兰道女士来了 东西都没落下吧 Mrs. Landau is here.You got everything?
我落了30多磅的赘肉 I'm missing about 33 pounds.
能帮我找找是不是丢床底了吗 You wanna look under the bed?
你看上去棒极了 真希望我能像你一样瘦 You look terrific.I wish I was thin like you.
上帝 我能用这玩意再做两条裙子和一件床罩了 Jesus, I could make two more dresses and a bedspread out of this thing.
真好 本以为你永远都出不了院呢 Oh, good. I thought you'd never leave.
你知道我有多爱这里 You know I love it here.
这儿的95名醉鬼和我都是同道中人 Ninety-five drunks are my kind of people.
我帮你把东西送去车上 I'll take these down to the car.
别摔了 里面还装着我的所有空酒瓶呢 Don't drop it. All my empty bottles are in there.
哦 乔治娅 我会想你的 Oh, Georgia,I'm gonna miss you,
这话我可不会对每个人都说 and I don't tell that to everyone.
你不会个鬼 The hell you don't.
好吧 也许不会像现在一样发自肺腑 Well, maybe not with as much conviction.
对这一天的到来感觉如何 What does today feel like?
对出院庆幸不已 Glad to be leaving,
对回家恐惧万分 scared as hell about going home.
你们不会恰巧在长岛高速上也开了座康复之家吧? You don't happen to have a halfway house on the Long Island Expressway,do you?
你有我的电话号码 You have my telephone number.
随时联系 免费服务 Call anytime.No obligation.
我都有点迷上你了 知道吗 I've got a crush on you,you know.
哦 你不必为此抛妻弃子 Oh, you don't have to leave your wife and Volkswagen.
我只是觉得你会很乐意听到 I just thought you'd be thrilled to know
一个38岁高龄的前酒鬼对你抱有好感 that a 38-year-old ex-wino had a big thing for you.
好吧 我很荣幸 Well, I'm flattered.
遗憾的是 等你一进市中心隧道就会把我忘到脑后了 Unfortunately,you'll be over it by the time you hit the Midtown Tunnel.
来吧 我们得腾出房间 Come on,we need the room.
你有什么最新计划吗 Have you got any immediate plans?
先安全走下楼梯吧 Just trying to get down these stairs.
这段时间身边最好能找个人照看 Wouldn't be a bad idea if someone stayed with you for a while.
拜托 我之前才因为这个把自己关在这里 Please. That's how I ended up here in the first place.
知道我为什么会想念你了吧 You see why I'm gonna miss you?
什么也别说 不然我会哭的 Don't say anything that's going to make me cry.
那就"你好 乔治娅" 如何 Is, uh, "Hello, Georgia"all right?
这玩意儿快捅死我了 You're stabbing me to death.
哦 上帝 抱歉 这是送你的 Oh, God, I'm sorry.These are for you.
哦 你看上去美极了 Oh, you look so beautiful.
-知道你现在有多美吗 -在你跑来艳压我之前还行 -Do you know how beautiful you look? -Well, I was doing fine until you showed up.
乔治娅 我希望你下周能给我电话 Georgia? I want you to call me next week.
我想掌握你的康复情况 I wanna know how you're doing.
我就爱你担心我的样子 I love it when you worry about me.
我知道你听不惯恭维话 I know you don't handle compliments very well,
但我依然为你骄傲 再见 乔治娅 but I'm very proud of you.Goodbye, Georgia.
谢谢 鲍勃 Thanks, Bob.
准备好了吗 You ready?
再见 海因斯女士 Goodbye, Mrs. Hines.
再见 桑迪 So long, Sandy.
再见 乔治娅 Goodbye, Georgia.
祝好运 Good luck, hon.
再见 姑娘们 Goodbye, girls.
谢谢你们允许我偷吃朗姆酒蛋糕 Thanks for sneaking in the rum cakes.
哦 你可以扶着我走 亲爱的 Oh,just lean on me, darling.
我能走 I can walk.
吉米从早上7点开始就往你家冰箱囤货了 Jimmy's been at the apartment since 7：00 this morning filling your refrigerator.
别告诉他我剧透了 本来是个惊喜来着 Don't tell him I told you.It's supposed to be a surprise.
你可以给自己增添点气色 You could use a little color.
也许可以下午去公园晒晒太阳如何 Maybe go to the park in the afternoons and get a little sun, hmm?
我从没想过你能坚持12个礼拜 I never thought you'd last the 12 weeks out.
除了我以外 离家这段时间你最想念什么? Besides me,what did you miss more than anything else?
八卦 Gossip.
以及哈根达斯的巧克力豆冰淇淋 And Haagen Dazs chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.
我逮到你了 I'll get you.
拜托 伙计 别闹了 Come on, man,cut it out!
接招 Take that.
嘿 快来 咱们对付这辆车 Hey, come on,let's get this car. Come on!
嘿 这群小混蛋 Hey.Goddamn them.
你为什么要住在这种社区 Why do you live in this neighborhood?
干嘛不搬走 Why don't you move?
因为这里每月房租只要300块 Because it only costs me 300 a month.
是从林肯总统夫人那里转租来的 It's on a sublet from Mary Todd Lincoln.
注：吐槽房屋年代久远
"今天我就要动身出发" ♪ I'm leaving today ♪
"我要成为那里的一员" ♪ I want to be a part of it ♪
"纽约 纽约" ♪ New York, New York ♪
"若我能在那儿获得成功" ♪ If I can make it there ♪
"就能在任何地方获得成功" ♪ I'll make it anywhere ♪
"这都取决于你 纽..." ♪ It's up to you, New-- ♪
起来 起来 都给我起来 Up, up. Everybody up.
今天可是个大日子 上帝 It's a big day,for chrissakes.
"纽约 纽约" ♪ New York, New York ♪
"开始传播..." ♪ Start spreading-- ♪
-是我期待的那位吗? -我是杂货店的 -Is it who I think it is? -The groceries
哦 Oh.
怎么现在才来 我还以为你们倒闭了 Where were you? I thought you people went out of business.
把东西拿到厨房就可以了 Just put 'em in the kitchen,please.
-这里是海因小姐家吧? -是的 这是海因斯女士家 -Missy Hine live here? -Yes, Mrs. Hines lives here.
你把食物放到厨房就可以了 谢谢 Just put the groceries in the kitchen, please.
一共14.28美金 It's $14.28.
好的 记账上吧 Fine. Terrific.That's a charge.
她在你们店里有赊账户头 你知道那是什么吧 She has a charge account.Do you know what that is?
当然 赊账用的 Sure.That's a charge account.
我不住这儿 我是海因斯女士的朋友 I don't live here.I'm a friend of Mrs. Hines.
你能把食物放下 然后把钱记她账上吗 Would you just put the groceries down and charge them to her account?
德亚桑德罗先生嘱咐过我 如果他们对你说 Mr. D'Ellessandro say to me,"If they say to you,
把钱记在赊账户头上 你就告诉他们 It's a charge account,'you say to them,
"她再也没有什么赊账户头了" "She don't have no charge account no more."
"一共是14.28美金 曼努" You say,"It's $14.28, Manuel."
我就是曼努 That's me Manuel.
要我打电话给那位德什么罗的说道说道吗? Do you want me to get on the phone and talk to Mr. Dia-Handra-Hudro?
他号码多少 What is the number?
我不知道 我没打过德亚桑德罗先生的电话 I don't know. I never call Mr. D'Alejandro.
听着 我身上没钱 Look, I don't have any money on me.
我没带钱 I have no cash.
你能听懂吗 Do you understand?
当然 那你打算怎么办 老兄 Sure.So what you wanna do, man?
哦 别喊我老兄 Oh, don't call me "man."
我才不是你老兄 I am not your man.
在这等着 我找找看 Wait there.I'll see what I have.
站那里就行了 That's far enough.
怎么了 伙计 What's the matter, man?
怕我闯进你家然后洗劫一空吗? You afraid I come inside and rob your house?
我不会去任何人家里行窃 I don't rob no houses.
是啊 白天不会 你说多少钱来着 Yeah, in the daytime.How much was that again?
和刚才一样 14.28元 Same thing--$14.28.
14块28分 Fourteen dollars,28 cents.
-好 给你... -哦 我也领过这玩意 是失业手册 -Okay, here you go.Four... -Oh, I used to have this.Unemployment book.
-你失业了吗 老兄? -谁问你了 给你 -You unemployed, man? -Oh, who asked you? Here.
14块28分 Fourteen dollars,28 cents.
给你 行了吧 现在能请你走人了吗 There, all right? Now would you please leave?
没有小费给你 我不住这里 There's no tip.I don't live here.
不是户主就不给小费 I don't tip where I don't live.
我不要小费 兄弟 I don't want no tip, man.
你连工作都没有 我才不需要你的小费 You ain't even got a job.I don't need your tips.
我也不需要你那该死的建议 And I don't need your goddamn advice.
作为一名送货员你很粗鲁 知道吗 You're a fresh kid for a delivery boy, you know?
你什么意思 是对西班牙人有意见吗? What's the matter with you?You don't like Spanish people?
谁提西班牙人了 Who said anything about Spanish people?
我只是单纯讨厌你而已 能请你走人吗 You're the one I don't like.Oh, would you please leave?
我知道哪种人讨你喜欢 I know the kind of people you like.
哦 快滚吧 Oh, get out of here.
就算能负担得起 我也不住这种街区 I wouldn't live in this neighborhood if I could afford it.
哦 他们什么时候增加了台阶数量 Oh, when did they put in extra steps?
嘿 你们好吗 女士们 Hey, what you say, ladies?
我收到的第一记媚眼 My first wink.
哦 上帝 又是谁啊 Oh, Christ. Who is it now?
我是托比 我们回来了 It's Toby. We're home.
哦 等一下 Oh, wait a second!
微笑 伙计们 微笑 Smile, everybody, smile.
-她人呢 -先退后 -Where is she? -Stand back.
出什么事了吗 怎么啦 Is anything wrong? What happened?
站房间中央 她想来个盛大的入场仪式 In the middle of the room.She wants a big entrance.
你准备好了吗 Are you ready?
好了 Ready.
那请进吧 Well, come in.
你得先念《格里芬秀》的开场白 傻瓜 Do it like it's on The Merv Griffin Show,dummy.
哦 请允许我隆重介绍 Uh, may I present,
从长岛最毛骨悚然之地闪亮回归 directly from the most ghoulish place on Long Island,
脱胎换骨 瘦成闪电的乔治娅海因斯小姐 the all new, the all skinny Miss Georgia Hines.
行了 赞美我吧 Okay, say it.
老娘现在美翻了 I'm goddamn gorgeous.
哦 上帝 难以置信 Oh, dear God,I don't believe it.
哦 上帝 这是谁啊 Oh, dear. Who is this?
这位天仙是谁啊 Who is this fabulous creature?
上帝 别告诉我她接错人了 Jesus. Don't tell me she picked up the wrong person.
我能给你个拥抱吗 Am I allowed to hug you?
你想干嘛都行 You can do whatever you want.
哦 老天 瞧我哭的 Oh, Christ.Look at me crying.
管它呢 我也是人 Screw it. I'm only human.
你怎么都不哭 How come you're not crying?
我哭过了 I already gave.
你的肉肉真没了耶 You mean it's really gone?Yeah.
从下巴到屁股 35磅的赘肉都消失不见了 Thirty-five pounds of chin,hips, and ass, and it's gone.
它们都去哪了 Where is it?
当作礼物放行李箱了 我不知道该送你什么 In the suitcase.It's a present.I didn't know what to get you.
哦 托比 你有仔细看她吗 Oh, Toby,will you look at her?
这是位美艳 苗条的女王蜂 This is a nice, skinny WASP woman.
就算给她条最普通的裙子 也能带她出入任何场合 You put a regular dress on her,you could take her anywhere.
你把家里改造了一番 是吗 You changed things around,didn't you?
好吧 我试着换了下家具位置 Oh, well, I tried rearranging the furniture,
但看上去仍像泽西的巴士车站 but it always came out like a bus terminal in Jersey City.
脑子清醒时看这里竟是如此不同 It looks so different when you're sober.
我本以为家具要比现在多两倍呢 I thought I had twice as much furniture.
行啦 吃的在哪 All right,where's the food?
这女人已经三个月没吃过文明人食物了 The woman hasn't had civilized food in three months.
什么叫食物 我准备的可是饕餮盛宴 What do you mean food?I have a feast.
百吉饼 奶油干酪 Bagels, cream cheese...
新斯科舍三文鱼 Nova Scotia.
我甚至还买了鱼子酱 明尼苏达产的橙色那种 I even got caviar.The orange kind from Minnesota.
哦 我去帮你整理行李 好吗 Oh, I'll unpack for you.All right?
不用 恶魔护士长 我等会自己来 No, Nurse Ratched.I will do it later
能回到家我实在太开心了 I am so glad to be home.
怎么啦 What's wrong?
我讨厌这房间 I hate this room.
我就是在这儿搞砸了自己的前半生 Screwed up half my life in there.
也许我可以用砖头把它封起来 Maybe I could have it sealed off with bricks.
我认为重新装修下就能解决 I think it just has to be redone.
找个人把墙上的马提尼酒渍除掉 Someone to take the martini stains off the wall.
我之前还在床底找到一个糖酥蛋糕 I found a Sara Lee crumb cake under the bed.
天知道那里发生过什么 God knows what went on in there.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
有点头晕 估计是因为自由过度的缘故 A little dizzy.Too much freedom, I think.
你要吃药吗 吉米 去倒杯水来 Do you want your pills?Uh, Jimmy, get a glass of water.
怎么啦 What's wrong?
健康生活真的会让人体质变差 Getting healthy really gets you out of shape.
是这瓶吗 蓝色这个? Is this the bottle? Uh, the blue ones?
也许你明天该去看看我的医生 Maybe you ought to see my doctor tomorrow,
做个常规体检 have a regular physical checkup.
然后我们得给她置办点新衣服 Then we've gotta get her some clothes.
她现在这身就像音乐厅的古董窗帘 Looks like she's wearing drapes from Radio City Music Hall.
我的唠叨妈不是住在密苏里吗 And I thought my mother lived in Missouri.
哦 上帝 已经12点30了 Oh, my God.It's 12：30.
我约了营养师 要迟到了 I'm late for my nutritionist.I've got to leave.
你要走 You're leaving?
我还以为你会留在这里陪我白头偕老呢 I thought you were gonna stay here and grow old with me.
别犯傻 本小姐永远不会老 Don't be absurd.I'm never growing old.
通讯公司来过电话 说你欠费三个月了 Phone company called.You owe 'em for three months.
他们说如果两周内你再不缴清 They said if you don't pay in two weeks,
就只能接接淫秽电话 打不出去了 you can only receive obscene phone calls.
接什么 我要在家亲自炮制 Receive them? I'm gonna stay home and make them.
大餐来了 伙计们 告别节食吧 Jewish food, everyone. All diets are off.
如果你们吃不完 我就打包带回家 What you don't finish,I take home.
-我这周又丢了份工作 -又来 -I lost another job this week. -Again?
你们明白被一支痔疮膏广告拒绝的感受吗 Do you know what it feels like to be turned down for a hemorrhoid commercial?
所以别在我面前诉苦了 姑娘们 So don't tell me your troubles, girls.
瞧瞧我这手 如果三个月前也能这么灵活 Look at that hand. If I could've done that three months ago,
我就能省下6千大洋了 I could've saved myself $6,000.
托比 你要加奶加糖吗 Mmm.Toby, cream and sugar?
我就算了 Nothing for me.
我昨天体重涨了4.5盎司 I put on four and a half ounces since yesterday.
听见了吗 4.5盎司 Do you hear this?Four and a half ounces.
这娘儿们把体重按黄金标准计量 The woman weighs herself like gold and silver.
如果自己都不照看好自己 谁会帮你呢 If you don't watch yourself,no one else will.
你为每个人都看够了 You watch enough for everybody.
你在往脸上涂什么鬼呢 What is that crap you're putting on your face?
这是从维也纳进口的 90美金一管呢 It's from Vienna.It is $90 a tube.
你们没发现我脸上一个毛孔都看不见吗 Do you notice how you never see a single pore on my face?
我甚至没瞧过你脸 对了 你哪位啊 I've never even seen your face.Who are you, anyway?
她是谁 你认识她吗 Who is she? Do you know who she is?
对女人来说美丽是永无止境的 A woman can never be too pretty.
时间很快就会把它夺走 趁来得及时要紧紧留住 They take it away soon enough.Hold onto it while you can.
得了 就算你变成秃头 牙齿掉光 Come on. If you went bald and lost your teeth,
模样依旧可爱 you'd still be cute-looking.
上帝 我真怀念这样聊天 God, how I missed these conversations.
除了性爱 和闺蜜们聚餐是我最热衷的事 Next to sex,dishing with the girls is the best thing I know.
嘿 我们今晚出去聚餐吧 Hey. Let's all go out to dinner tonight.
我有股强烈的冲动想邂逅一位年轻帅气的男服务生 I have an overwhelming desire to see a young,good-looking waiter.
-谁不想呢 -我不行 -Who doesn't? -Oh, I can't.
我和凯文约好了在罗密欧萨尔塔餐厅见 I have to meet Kevin at Romeo Salta's.
是去谈生意的 我负责迷倒客户 It's business.I distract the client.
吉米 你带她去 我来买单 Jimmy, you can take her.I'll pay for it.
我7点还有个试镜 但你可以先把饭钱给我 I have an audition at 7：00,but you can leave me the cash.
上帝 什么朋友啊 Jesus. Some friends.
不许那么说 我是个很棒的朋友 Well, don't say that.I am a wonderful friend.
即使是开玩笑也不行 乔治娅 Even if it's just a joke,don't say it, Georgia.
你知道我有多敏感 You know I'm sensitive.
好啦 好啦 别噘嘴 All right, all right.Don't pout.
粉底会裂开 在你脸上引发一场雪崩 You'll crack your make-up,start an avalanche on your face.
你可以打给波莉 You could call Polly.
她告诉我今天会提早放学 She gets off early from school today. She told me.
你告诉她我今天回家了 我叫你别提的 You told her I was coming home today? I asked you not to.
不是我说的 我是... Well, I didn't tell her. I--
是她问我的 乔治娅 你为什么不想给她打电话呢 She asked me. Georgia,why don't you just call her?
她想见你想得要命 She's dying to see you.
等我准备好 我会给自己女儿打电话的 多谢你 I will call my daughter when I am ready, thank you.
别再吃点心了 Stop eating all those cookies.
你已经够胖了 You're fat enough.
瞧她这口气 Well, listen to her.
那里的人对你做了什么 把你变成女舍监了吗? What'd they do in that place,make you matron?
这段对话还停留在我三个月前离开那次 The dialogue is just where I left it three months ago,
所以走了也不打紧 你可以去找我们 so it must be safe to leave. You could meet us.
凯文的朋友很有魅力 Kevin's friend is very attractive.
你能饶了这女人吗 Will you leave the woman alone?
她连果冻都没来得及吃 She hasn't even had Jell-O yet.
我没有催她 I'm not rushing her.
我只是想让她知道外面有的是男人 I just want her to know that there are people out there
等她准备好 随时可以约会 waiting for her whenever she's ready.
等我准备好 我会释放求偶信号的 When I am,I'll hang out a green flag.
走吧 走吧 走吧 Go on, go on, go on.
我要从窗户观赏你的倩影 I'm gonna watch you from the window.
学会你超模般的步伐 I want to learn that Harper's Bazaarway to walk.
我只想告诉你 I just want you to know
我真他妈为你骄傲 I'm so damn proud of you.
谢谢 托比 为你所做的一切 Thank you, Toby,for everything.
那就再称赞一遍我的美貌 Um, tell me once more how pretty I am.
注：美国女星 因电影《十全十美》成名 80年代性感符号
宝黛丽都抢不走你的片约 Bo Derek couldn't carry your compact.
我也是这么想的 That's what I think,
可有些人觉得她有魅力 but some people find her attractive.
再对我说一遍 Say it to me one more time.
说你有多漂亮? That you're pretty?
不 说你在回来时在车上对我保证过的话 No. What you promised me coming home in the car.
我会永永远远当个乖女孩 I will be a good girl forever and ever.
谢谢 Thank you.
你个小瘦婊 You skinny bastard.
我真为你高兴 I am so happy with you.
所以12个礼拜你连一回都没来看我吗 Is that why you didn't visit me once in 12 weeks?
哦 我讨厌去医院 你知道的 Oh, I can't go to hospitals.You know that.
假如我有天被车撞了 我也会告诉他们 If I ever get hit by a car,I'll tell them,
带我去药店 绝不去医院 "Take me to a drugstore,never a hospital."
-买东西你垫了多少钱 -哦 是免费送的 -How much do I owe you for the groceries? -Oh, we got 'em free.
我和送货员有了一腿 I had an affair with the delivery boy.
是吗 下次我来给他开门 Really? Next time,I'll open the door.
自从上次见面以来你有过工作吗 Have you worked at all since I saw you last?
有过 8月份在布鲁明戴尔百货公司 Uh-huh.August, at Bloomingdale's.
我负责卖刺绣马桶坐垫 I sold embroidered toilet-seat covers.
用我妈的命发誓 On my mother's life.
他们希望我圣诞节还能回去上班 They want me back Christmas.
那你帮我也引荐几句吧 Well, put in a good word for me.
最受不了的是 我明明是个很棒的演员 What kills me is I'm such a good actor.
你是一流演员 You are a great actor.
那我为何还对这次试镜如此紧张 Then why am I so nervous about this audition?
制作人是谁 Who's producing it?
一个带资30万的19岁蠢蛋 A 19-year-old putz with $300,000
拥有俄克拉荷马A&M大学的戏剧学位 and a drama degree from Oklahoma A&M.
他第一天进剧场 First day he walked into the theater,
就从舞台摔了下来 还摔断了两根肋骨 he fell off the stage and broke two ribs.
天哪 我们这一行是怎么了 Jesus. What are we doing in this business?
哦 上帝 我好想变成巨星啊 Oh, God,I wanna be a star so bad.
不是那种小明星 I don't mean a little star.
而是真正的大明星 I wanna be a big star
有三个经纪人 一个业务经理 一个媒体代理人那种 with three agents and a business manager and a press agent.
然后我会炒掉他们所有人 And then I would fire all of them,
再雇一帮新手下 只因为我是巨星 and I would hire new ones because I am such a big star.
我要让所有人为我过去这22年 And I would make everybody pay for the 22 years
为演艺事业倾注的心血付出代价 I have poured into this business.
我不会去做公益 I wouldn't do benefits.
也不会把钱捐给慈善机构 I wouldn't give money to charity.
我会成为有史以来最伟大的败类之一 I would become one of the great shitheels of all time.
这梦想是不是很美 乔治娅 Isn't that a wonderful dream,Georgia?
到那时你还会把我当朋友吗 Would I still be your friend?
哦 11年友龄已经够久了 Oh, 11 years is enough.
你喝醉时我从地板上扶过你 I have picked you up from floors,
抱你爬过楼梯 喂你吃过饭 I have carried you up stairs,I have fed you,
还帮你洗过澡 结果呢 washed you, and for what?
你酒醒了 人还瘦了 You're skinny and sober.
现在自己照顾自己吧 Take care of yourself now.
-还有别的留言吗 -没有 -No other messages? -No!
-我只是随便问问 -他没来过电话 -I was just asking. -He didn't call.
我没他任何消息 没见过他人影 也不知道他在哪 行了吗 I haven't heard from him.I haven't seen him.I don't know where he is,all right?
你是个差劲的骗子 You're a lousy liar.
我是个一流的骗子 I am a wonderful liar.
只有骗你时才会变差劲 I'm only lousy when I lie to you.
注：乔艾伦（Joe Allen）是纽约曼哈顿一家餐厅 也是音乐剧演员们的聚集地
我上周在乔艾伦看见他了 I saw him last week at Joe Allen.
看上去面色苍白 疲惫不堪 胡子拉碴 He looked very pale,drawn, tired. Needed a shave.
-是就才怪 -好吧 他帅呆了 那又怎样 -The hell he did. -He looked gorgeous.Big deal.
那家伙连自己名字都不会写 我得走了 The man can't write his name.I've gotta go.
他是一个人吗 Was he alone?
他和很多人坐一桌 我哪分得清谁跟谁 He was sitting at a big table.I don't know who was with who.
那女的很漂亮 对吧 She was that pretty, huh?
你当我是什么 案件调查记者吗 What am I,a police reporter?
就是个白人妞 我只知道这些 She was a female Caucasian.That is the best I can do.
我得复习剧本去了 下午再给你打电话 I've gotta pick up that script.I will call you this afternoon.
嘿 你知道我有多爱你吧 Hey. Do you know how much I love you?
我们为何不能学聪明点干脆结婚呢 Why don't we smarten up and marry each other?
因为你是酒鬼 我是基佬 Because you're an alcoholic,and I'm gay.
而且我俩也很难供得起小孩念好学校 We'd have trouble getting our kids into a good school.
等我试镜一失败就给你打电话 I will call you the minute I lose the job.
嘿 不许那么说 Hey, don't say that.
你还要成为一个伟大的败类 You are going to be a great shitheel.
没错 你说得对 我会变成一个伟大的败类 Right! You're right!I'm gonna be a great shitheel!
喂 Hello?
哦 上帝 Oh, my God.
此刻我正巧在看着你的小脸儿呢 I am sitting here this very second looking at your face.
大约十分钟前吧 About 10 minutes ago.
托比和吉米刚走 Toby and Jimmy were just here.
是吗 哈哈 我感觉好极了 I do? Ha-ha.Well, I feel wonderful.
我也很想见你 I wanna see you, too.
今天? 不行 宝贝 我连假睫毛包装都没来得及拆 Today? No, I can't, babe. I haven't even unpacked my eyelashes.
妈妈 你必须得来 Mom, you gotta come.
这是我们最后一次彩排 导演烂透了 他是教代数的 It's our last dress rehearsal.The director is the pits.The man teaches algebra.
哪懂什么音乐剧 我真的需要你帮助 What's he know about musicals?I really need your help.
拜托 别让我内疚 医生说我该被精心呵护 Please, no guilt，The doctor said I'm supposed to be pampered.
彩排几点开始 Ahh. What time does it start?
好吧 我尽量去 All right. I'll try.
我可没保证 I mean, I'm not promising.
我可能没法看完整场 I may not be able to stay for the whole thing.
我也是 I do, too.
我快想死你了 I've missed you like hell.
再见 Bye.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
"优秀的击球手 我们没有" ♪ A great slugger We haven't got ♪
"优秀的投球手 我们没有" ♪ A great pitcher We haven't got ♪
"我们连支优秀的棒球队都没有" ♪ A great ballclub We haven't got ♪
"那我们有什么" ♪ What do we got? ♪
我们有热情 We got heart.
对 Yeah.
"你必须持有热情" ♪ You gotta have heart ♪
"热情是最不可或缺之物" ♪ All you really need Is heart ♪
"当赔率告诉你永远不会胜利" ♪ When the odds are sayin' You'll never win ♪
"那时你该露出微笑" ♪ That's when The grin should start ♪
"你要心怀希望" ♪ You gotta have hope ♪
"别干坐着灰心丧气" ♪ Mustn't sit around And mope ♪
"一切都没有表面上那样可怕" ♪ Nothing's half as bad As it may appear ♪
"等待明年 心怀希望" ♪ Wait till next year And hope ♪
"哪怕运气为零" ♪ When your luck Is battin' zero ♪
"也要昂首挺胸" ♪ Get your chin Up off the floor ♪
"先生 你能成为英雄" ♪ Mister, you could be a hero ♪
"你能打开任何门" ♪ You can open any door ♪
"没有任何问题 只管放手去做" ♪ There's nothing to it But to do it ♪
"你得怀抱热情" ♪ You gotta have heart ♪
"无穷无尽的热情" ♪ Miles and miles And miles of heart ♪
"天赋异禀当然很棒" ♪ Oh, it's fine to be A genius, of course ♪
"但不可本末倒置" ♪ But keep that old horse Before the cart ♪
"所以哭鼻子可没用" ♪ So what the heck's The use of cryin'? ♪
波莉 Polly!
我简直不敢相信自己眼睛 你看上去美翻了 I don't believe what you look like.You look gorgeous.
-你跑树后面干嘛 -藏着呗 我穿得像个破布娃娃 -What are you doing behind a tree? -Hiding. I'm dressed like Raggedy Ann.
-你才到的吗 你看过彩排了? -没错 -Did you just get here? You saw the rehearsal? -Yep.
-我要去自杀 -你演得超棒好吗 -I'm gonna kill myself. -You were wonderful.
乐队慢了五拍 把音乐弄得跟葬礼一样 The orchestra was five beats behind.They played it like a funeral.
那是海蒂 海蒂 快过来 There's Heidi.Heidi, come here!
-别 波莉 我不想面试 -不 我想炫耀你嘛 -No, Polly. Please, no auditions. -No, I wanna show you off.
你好 海因斯女士 我听说你会来 Hello, Mrs. Hines.I heard you were here.
你好 海蒂 最近还好吗 Hello, Heidi.How are you?
我父母离婚了 My parents got divorced.
老爸带新女友搬去了加州 My father's living in California with some girl.
老妈在重新接受心理治疗 所以我很好 My mother's in analysis again.I'm fine.
您看上去真棒 晚上给你电话 波莉 You look terrific.I'll call you tonight, Polly.
再见 海因斯女士 Bye, Mrs. Hines.
她口气就跟报晚间新闻一样 She talks like the 7：00 news.
你想去哪 Where do you want to go?
我只想跟你坐下来喝杯东西 I just wanna sit with you and have a drink.
我指健怡可乐啦 别这么看我 A Diet Pepsi.Don't look at me like that.
-波莉 -杰森 这是我妈 -Polly. -Jason, my mom.
你能别这样吗 Will you stop?
家里一切还好吗 Is everything all right at home?
很好 他们去了趟巴黎 Oh, yeah. Fine.They went to Paris,
爸爸还给我带了瓶香水 and Dad brought me back a bottle of perfume.
我想他终于明白我已经不是小孩了 I think he's got the message that puberty is over.
卢克丽霞过得怎样 And how's Lucretia?
-谁? -你继母啊 -Who? -Your stepmother.
她叫菲莉西亚 Felicia.
你故意的 对吧 You do that on purpose, don't you?
她吃东西时磨牙声还是那么大吗 Does she still make that clicking noise with her teeth when she eats?
不 她矫正好了 No. She had it fixed.
没关系 你可以取笑她 我能理解 It's okay. You can make fun.I understand.
你懂我的 有机会就得中伤她几句 Listen, you know me.Take a cheap shot when you can get it.
我只是嫉妒 I'm just jealous
因为她和你相处的时间比我还要多 because she gets to see you more than me.
情况可以逆转 She doesn't have to.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我和爸爸已经谈过了 他也同意了 I mean, I talked it over with Dad and he says it's okay.
我想搬去和你一起住 I wanna move in with you.
什么 You what?
我想搬去和你一起住 I wanna move in with you.
哦 上帝 过来 Oh, God. Come on.
这不是那种适合过马路时聊的话题 This is not the kind of conversation to have in traffic.
这是我高中最后一个学年 It's my last year of high school,
接着我就要去上大学 这意味着我们又要分别4年 and after that,I'm off to college.That's another four years without you.
所以我觉得在我们变得一样老之前 I thought it would be nice if we could spend some time together
能有更多相处时光会是一件好事 before we both became the same age.
听着 让我先缓口气 Look, uh,let me rest a minute.
我现在只能依靠低卡饮料应付一切 I'm dealing with all this on nothing but a low-calorie drink.
-爸爸问过你的医生了 -什么时候 -Dad spoke to your doctor. -When?
这个周末 医生说你现在很健康 On the weekend. He says you're in terrific shape
并且有能力处理一切问题 and thinks you're strong enough to handle anything.
怎么没人告诉过我这些 And no one tells me about these things.
这是中情局下的令吗 Was the CIA in on it, too?
这事是我提出来的 I was the one who brought it up,
我甚至都不确定你是不是想要我 and I don't even know if you want me or not.
我永远都想要你 I have always wanted you.
我知道你得应付很多问题 我也一样 I know you got a lot to deal with, but so do I.
六年来的周末和假期相处时间 Six years of weekends and holidays together
并不能弥补这六年没你真正陪伴的遗憾 doesn't make up for the six years I didn't have with you,
我觉得我们在某一方面都被亏欠了 and I think we both got shortchanged somewhere.
老天 你显然很擅长在一个平静的午后撂下一枚震撼弹 对吧 Boy, you sure know how to put a kick into a routine afternoon,don't you?
你意思是...你爸也同意了 You mean...he says it's all right?
你父亲愿意放弃抚养你? Your father is willing to give you up?
不 他不会放弃抚养我 No, he's not gonna give me up,
但他愿意把我借给你一年 but he's willing to lend me to you for one year,
就像借本书 like a book.
为什么 Why?
因为他爱我 'Cause he loves me.
因为他觉得这是你应得的 'Cause he thinks you deserve it.
因为这是我要求的 And because I asked him to.
你要求什么他都会答应吧 Does he say yes to everything you ask?
差不多 Pretty much.
好个爸爸 Some father.
把你都宠坏了 He spoils you rotten.
所以你怎么打算的 我哪天搬过去 So what do you think? When do I move in?
我自己都没安顿好 波莉 别逼我太紧 I haven't moved in yet.Polly, don't crowd me.
这不叫逼 这叫助推 I'm not crowding you.I'm pushing you.
你能正着走路吗 Will you please walk straight?
别人要误会我女儿智力退化了 People will think I have a backward daughter.
所以我才需要妈妈啊 纠正我前行 That's why I need a mother--to straighten me out.
哦 Oh...
我要什么时候作出决定 When do I have to make up my mind?
-就现在 -为什么 -Right this minute. -Why?
因为晚餐家里吃鱼 而我不想回家 Because we're having fish for dinner,and I don't wanna go home.
波莉 这事我得考虑仔细 Polly, I have to think about this.
你可以考虑啊 尽管考虑 等走到车站再给我答案 So you can think.Take all the time you want,and then you can tell me at the bus stop.
哦 我真该生个儿子 Oh, I should've had a son.
儿子对妈要体贴得多 Boys are much nicer to their mothers.
你会做饭吗 Can you cook?
没到能入口的程度 但我可以从头学 Not good enough to eat,but I can get things started.
那你会什么 What can you do?
我会骑马 I can ride a horse.
好极了 Terrific.
等咱俩快饿死时 你可以骑马去求救 When we're starving to death,you can ride for help.
妈妈 Mom.
车站已经到了 而你还没给我答案 You're getting on the bus,and you're not giving me an answer.
我认为这是个错误的提议 I think it's wrong.
我想我还没做好迎接你的准备 I don't think I'm ready for you yet.
我认为这是个糟糕的决定 I think it's a mistake
但如果我们真想办成 就从周五晚上开始吧 but if we're gonna make it,let's start Friday night.
你觉得好看吗 So what do you think?
美极了 It's gorgeous.
下个月都能登上《建筑文摘》了 You'll make Architectural Digest next month.
你知道上次我给房子粉刷是什么时候吗 Do you know the last time I did any house painting?
是我怀波莉的时候 你看我像又怀孕了吗 I was carrying Polly.Do you think I'm pregnant again?
别看我 Don't look at me.
真希望还能多两天时间 我们就能再多上层漆了 I wish we had two more days，we could've painted another coat.
你疯了吗 涂完这个我以后连脚趾甲都不会再涂了 Are you crazy? After this job,I wouldn't paint my toenails.
干了一整个晚上才松开滚筒刷 Took me all night to get the roller out of my hand.
快点 还要弄波莉的房间 Come on. We have to finish Polly's room.
我希望你知道今后怎么赚钱 I hope you know where the money's coming from,
因为你的开销才刚刚开始 because your expenses are just starting.
你见过年轻人的食量吗 Did you ever see a teenager eat?
就像红蚁军团过境 Like an army of red ants in Africa.
我会去工作 找份活干 I'll work.I'll get a job.
甚至可以去菲律宾做电台节目 I'll do radio in the Philippines.
不用担心 Don't worry about it.
你答应过会先休养一段时间的 You promised you would take some time off.
半年不接戏 这可是你说的 No acting for six months.That's what you told me.
承受压力对你有什么好处 What do you need the pressure for?
我见过你准备角色时会变成什么样 I see what happens to you when you get up for a part.
除了演戏 还有别的活可干 There are other things I can do besides act.
没有 你就算去超市打工也会当作舞台加戏 No, there aren't. You do Chekhov when you go to the supermarket.
吉米 我把女儿争取回来了 Jimmy, I am getting my daughter back.
我愿为她做任何事 哪怕去当站街女都行 I would do anything for her,including walking the streets.
假如我不能尽快找到工作 咱俩可以去同一个街角拉客 If I don't get a job soon,we can work the same corner.
既然她要搬来这里 As long as she's moving in here,
为何不让她老爸接我上他家住呢 why doesn't her father take me into his place?
我一直都想体验住公园大道的感觉 I've always wanted to live on Park Avenue.
门铃响了 快让她进来 毛巾 我忘了毛巾 Buzz downstairs. Let her in.Towels. I forgot towels.
吉米 能接下电话吗 Jimmy, would you get that?
如果剧场也能给我这么多活干 If I worked this much in the theater,
如今我早大红大紫了 I'd be a big name today.
喂 Hello.
是的 你是哪位 Yes. Who's this?
你好 大卫 Hello, David.
我是吉米 It's Jimmy.
呃 我不确定 Uh, I'm not sure.
你能稍等一下吗 Could you hold it a second?
我要怎么和他说 What should I tell him?
-他想干嘛 -我哪知道 -What does he want? -How should I know?
我让他等会再打来好了 I'll tell him to call back later.
你闺女还在走廊等着呢 You've got a new daughter waiting in the hallway.
让她进来 我去房间接 Let her in.I'll take it in the bedroom.
哦 上帝 Oh, Christ.
她马上就接 She'll be right there.
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you?
吉米 没想到你也在 Jimmy, I didn't know you'd be here.
我知道灰姑娘要大驾光临 Well, I knew Cinderella was coming,
总得有人重新布置南瓜车不是 and somebody had to re-do the pumpkin.
请您先把水晶鞋在垫子上擦擦干净 Wipe your glass slippers on the rug, please.
难以置信 谁布置的 I can't believe this.Who did it?
没什么 我们把两只猫浸油漆桶里 It was nothing. We dipped two cats in a can of paint
再让它俩在墙上互相追逐就搞定了 and let 'em chase each other around the walls.
快给我抱一个 Give me a hug. Oh!
喂 Hello?
不 没事 只有吉米和波莉在 No, it's okay.Just Jimmy and Polly.
最近好吗 How are you?
是的 我前几天刚回来 Yes, I got back the other day.
医生说我现在身体很健康 In terrific shape,they tell me.
如果我连你的电话都能接 就说明现在状态还不赖 不是吗 If I can take this phone call,I can't be doing too badly, right?
怎么有劳你打电话给我啊 To what do I owe this unexpected honor?
主要就是想跟你问声好 Well, mostly,I just want to say hello
看看你最近怎么样 and see how you were.
我也不知道 就是想给你打个电话 I don't know,just felt like calling you.
每八个月才想一次 分秒不差 是吧 Every eight months like clockwork, right?
你听上去不错 You sound good.
我还听说你减了不少体重 I heard you lost a lot of weight.
那是意外收获 Among other things.
我想和你见一面 I'd love to see you.
是吗 Really?
是的 Yeah. I, uh,
我有点话想对你说 had something I wanted to talk to you about,
但又不想在电话里讲 and I'd rather not do it on the phone,
-你看行吗 -你不会是想借钱吧 -if that's possible. -You don't wanna borrow money,do you?
我女儿在这都得像寄宿生一样交租 我就是这么穷 I took my daughter in as a boarder.That's how broke I am.
能请你抽几分钟时间吗 Can you spare just a few minutes?
今晚行吗 或者明天一起吃午餐 I mean, uh, tonight? Uh, tomorrow for lunch?
随便你定哪天 I mean, anytime you say.
我看不行 大卫 I don't think so, David.
我有要紧事 乔治娅 否则就不打来了 It's important, Georgia.I wouldn't call if it weren't.
我相信 I'm sure.
怎么 求你赏脸10分钟要求很过分吗 What, 10 minutes of your time too much to ask?
不 不是要求过分 而是关心太多 No. It's not too much to ask.It's too much to give.
很高兴和你通话 大卫 It was nice talking to you,David.
谢谢你还能念着我 再见 Thanks for thinking of me.Goodbye.
好了 人呢 我的室友在哪里 Okay, where is she? Where is my roommate?
-我们怎么没早点想到这主意 -我想到了 -Why didn't we think of this a long time ago? -I did.
那么你喜欢我的公寓吗 So do you like my apartment?
很奢华 但我觉得我带的衣服都太土了 It's gorgeous, but I don't think I brought the right clothes.
瞧 她果然喜欢 You see. She likes it.
我们只刷了一层漆 We only painted one coat.
不出三天 这里就会打回原形了 In three days, the old apartment comes through again.
吉米 帮她搬下行李 Jimmy,help her with her bags.
她又不是我室友 想得疝气你去搬 She's not my roommate.You get the hernia.
哦 我去 Oh, I got it.
好了 不打扰你们这对"勃朗特姐妹"了 Well, I'll leave the Bronte sisters alone.
时候不早了 我想去中央公园逛逛 It's getting late, and I want to wander around Central Park.
-你还好吧 -好极了 -You all right? -Perfect.
像个大人一样应付一切问题 Handled everything like a grown-up.
他打电话来干嘛 What did he want?
没问 反正我也不感兴趣 Didn't ask because I wasn't interested.
不感兴趣才怪 The hell you weren't.
你自己小心一点 听见了吗 You just watch yourself,you hear me?
你现在有波莉了 You've got Polly now.
不再需要烂桃花 You don't need dead romances.
看在上帝份上 他不过是打来问个好 He just called to say hello,for chrissake.
你以为他会求着回你身边 You think he's gonna ask to come back.
你以为他会为自己的一走了之道歉 You think he's gonna say that he's sorry he walked out
说自己一天都离不开你 我太懂你了 and that he can't live a day without you. I know you.
你满脑子还是三流读物里那套 You have a movie-magazine mentality.
-我的房间谁设计的? -她不喜欢 我能看出来 -Who re-did my room? -She hates it. I can tell.
有点《脱线家族》的感觉 但我能接受 It's a little Brady Bunch,but I can work with it.
那房间很完美 快把这孩子撵走 The room is wonderful.Get rid of the kid.
上帝以他无限的智慧 God, in his infinite wisdom,
赋予你重启人生的机会 has given you the opportunity to start life all over again.
听我一句劝 把你的电话线拔了 Do me a favor--have your phone taken out.
我走了 波莉 I'm going, Polly.
若你打听到什么工作机会 记得联系我 If you hear of a job, call me.
去吧 去扮演好妈妈 Go. Go be a mother.
我知道你才搬来四分钟 I know it's only been four minutes,
但我认为咱俩相处的很融洽 but I think we're getting along beautifully.
你也察觉到了是吧 You noticed that, too, huh?
你走的时候 你爸都说了什么 So what did your father say when you left?
"再见 波莉" He said, "Goodbye, Polly."
少骗我 我了解他 Don't kid me. I know him.
没准他正在街对面监视我们呢 He's probably filming us from across the street.
他什么话也没说 现在只剩咱俩了 He didn't say a word.We're on our own now.
哦 他只说这几周哪天抽空吃个午饭 Oh, he did say he might want to have lunch in a few weeks.
为什么 Why?
因为他想看到咱俩和谐共处的样子 他有这个权利 不是吗 'Cause he wants to see us together.He's entitled to that,isn't he?
他是想检查我正不正常 He wants to check up on me,
看我能不能自己用餐刀切肉 see if I can cut my meat myself.
别担心了好吗 你已经成功康复了 Would you quit worrying? You got the job, you know.
是啊 好吧 听着 等你收拾完 Yeah, well.Listen, when you're through,
就把睡衣换上 然后去厨房找我 Put on your nightgown and meet me in the kitchen.
我已经吃过晚饭了 I already had dinner.
今晚是垃圾食品之夜耶 This is junk-food night.
我盼这种日子已经6年了 I've been waiting for this for six years.
这不是个好主意 对吧 This wasn't a great idea,was it?
我认为吃完第一碗爆米花时就该打住了 I think the second bowl of popcorn was a bad move.
还有什么新鲜事吗 So what else is new?
大卫罗威今晚打电话给我了 David Lowe called me tonight.
八个月来第一次 First time in eight months.
他是说自己没钱了 是吧 He said he didn't have a dime, right?
他和我在这里同居的一年半里 In the year and a half he lived here,
你从未跟我透露过对他的看法 you never once told me how you felt about him.
我喜欢他 I liked him.
为什么 Why?
因为你喜欢他啊 Because you liked him.
以这种方式评断别人可不明智 That's not the smartest way to judge people.
那你是怎么看我的呢 What did you think about me?
什么意思 What do you mean?
你喜欢我吗 Did you like me?
当然喜欢 你是我妈哎 Of course I liked you.You're my mother.
你还挺在乎身份标签的 是吧 You're sure hung up on labels, aren't you?
那我喝醉时你也喜欢我吗 Did you like me when I drank too much?
不 No.
你14岁生日那天 我出席并差点摔进你蛋糕里时 How'd you feel when I showed up for your 14th birthday party
你又是什么感觉 and practically fell into your cake?
我想杀了你 I wanted to kill you.
那你为何从来不说 Then why didn't you ever say it?
因为我觉得即使没有女儿责难 Because I figured you were in enough trouble
你的麻烦也已经够多了 without having your daughter come down on you.
你和我以前对待自己父亲的方式如出一辙 That is exactly what I used to do with my father.
你是说外公以前也酗酒? You mean your father drank, too?
他以前差点当选密苏里州乔普林市的市长 He was once almost the Mayor of Joplin, Missouri,
但在选举日那天 他喝高了 but on election day, he got plastered
然后驾车时撞毁了投票站 and smashed his car into a voting booth.
每当他那副模样 可以说家常便饭了 When he was that way,which was a lot,
我都想冲他尖叫 但我又很害怕 I wanted to scream at him,but I was afraid to,
害怕他会不再爱我 because I thought he would stop loving me.
可既然你目睹过他的遭遇 But if you saw what happened to him,
为何自己以后还喝酒 then why did you drink?
因为我害怕我的朋友也会不喜欢我 Because I didn't want my friends not to like me, either.
我是说 那时学校里人人饮酒 I mean,everyone did it at school.
我是未满15岁时开始喝的 I started at 14 and a half.
当我16岁时 父亲过世了 By the time I was 16,my father was dead,
我们全家搬到了乔普林市最烂的街区 we'd moved to the worst neighborhood in Joplin,
而我的酒瘾也从此一发不可收拾 and I had developed an unquenchable thirst.
你就从来没想过戒掉吗 Didn't you ever try to stop?
为什么 Why?
我从未想过这会演变成大麻烦 I never thought I had a problem.
高中毕业舞会那晚 The night of my senior prom,
我和班上一个男孩私奔来了纽约 I ran off to New York with a boy from my class.
你以前从未跟我提过这事 You never told me that before.
你以前还不是大姑娘啊 You were never 17 before.
是谁决定让我跟爸爸过的 Whose decision was it that I live with Dad?
这是我们共同的决定 It was something that we, uh, both agreed on.
为什么 Why?
那只是暂时性的决定 Well, it was just gonna be temporary
直到我的生活能恢复正常 until I could get my life in order.
其实是你的决定 对吗 It was your decision,wasn't it?
我害怕会对你不好 I was petrified that I might treat you badly.
怕你长大后恨我 Scared to death that you'd grow up and hate me.
无法预测的事 谁也说不准 What you didn't see,you wouldn't know.
如果我对你说实话 If I tell you the truth,
你能保证不会因此责怪我吗 will you promise not to hold it against me?
我永远不会 I would never do that.
我一直没有原谅你 I never forgave you
没去争取我抚养权的事 for not putting up a fight for me.
对不起 宝贝 I'm sorry, baby.
只怪我当时还不够坚强 I just wasn't strong enough.
但我再也不想变成那样了 But I don't want to be that way anymore.
我只祈求上苍 I just pray to God
让我拥有足够的能力 that taking care of you and taking care of me
照顾好你 也照顾好我自己 is something that I can handle now.
你照顾好自己就行 我能管好我自己 You handle you,and I'll handle me.
我怎么会这么走运 How did I get so lucky?
有些人天生命好 Some people get all the breaks.
大卫 我吵醒了你吗 David, did I wake you?
谁啊 Who's this?
乔治娅 别告诉我 我声音都变了 Georgia. Don't tell me my voice has changed.
不 只是有点惊讶 你还好吗 No. Just surprised me. You okay?
很抱歉 你之前打来时 I'm sorry if I seemed a little hostile
我态度不好 when you called.
我只是觉得那会儿时机不对 I think it was just your timing that was off.
是的 时机永远都重要 Yeah, well,it always needed work.
你说你有话要对我说 You said you wanted to talk to me.
-是的 -可你只有这些话对我说吗 -I do. -But that's all you're gonna tell me?
我不知道在电话里该怎么说 I wouldn't know how to say it on the phone.
好吧 如果你是想制造悬念 Well, if it's suspense you're creating,
那你很成功 you're doing a terrific job.
再给我几天时间 周一见好吗 I need a few days.How about Monday?
周一上午我得去加州 I'm going to California Sunday morning.
我要去一个礼拜 I'll be gone a week.
呃 如果有必要 我可以推迟行程 Uh, I suppose it can keep, if it has to.
都说到这份上了哪能让你推迟 Well, not when you say it like that.
那好吧 All right.
明天5天左右 在乔艾伦餐厅见好吗 Joe Allen's,tomorrow around 5：00?
期待和你会面 I look forward to seeing you.
我想你该知道 Thought you should know
我朋友和家人都劝我别再见你 friends of the family advised me against this.
我的朋友也是 So did my friends.
再见 丫头 See ya, kid.
她今天就得回去 She goes back today.
能把音量关小点吗 Any chance of turning that down to loud?
抱歉 我做饭时容易紧张 Sorry I get nervous when I cook.
你在做什么 What are you making?
蓝莓煎饼 Blueberry pancakes.
给全纽约人都做一份吗 For everyone in New York?
第一批煎老了 The first batch was overcooked.
都可以拿来当飞盘扔了 We can use 'em as Frisbees.
我以为正常人 I thought normal people
周六都会赖床 slept late on Saturdays.
我和爸约好了8点打网球 I got an 8：00 tennis date with Dad.
你昨晚才搬来 我怎样才能多看你几眼 You just got here last night.When do I get to see you?
一起去打球 和菲莉西亚一起打双打 Take up tennis.We'll play doubles with Felicia.
真有趣 父女俩对战他两任老婆 What fun. Father and daughter against all his wives.
要不中午一起吃个饭再逛个街 You wanna go to lunch and do some shopping?
不行 我2点得回学校 I can't. I got to be at school at 2：00.
我们得为三年级学生做个预演 We're doing a preview for the third-graders.
真抱歉 Really sorry.
没关系 等你结婚那天记得喊我参加就行 It's okay. When you get married,invite me to the wedding.
得走了 要迟了 拜拜 I've got to go.I'm late. Bye.
这一批煎得不错 没那么有弹性了 This batch looks better.Not so bouncy.
哦 好极了 我还得收拾厨房 Oh, good.I get to clean up the kitchen.
不 你别管 晚上我回来收拾 No, just leave it.I'll do it tonight.
到了晚上 你怕不是要用手榴弹"清理"房子 By tonight,you'll need hand grenades to clean this room.
这下你知道老爸为什么急着让我走了吧 Now you know why Dad let me go.
我今晚能邀海蒂来过夜吗 Is it okay if Heidi spends the night tonight?
可以 让她把换洗衣服带上 Sure.Tell her to bring her laundry.
天哪 这是哪位美少女 My God. Who's the new ingénue?
你好 保罗 Hello, Paul.
你看上去才14 You look 14.
要是你明年演《彼得潘》 If you do Peter Pan next year,
我想做伴演 I want to be in the chorus.
他坐在酒吧最里面 He's at the end of the bar.
谢谢 Thanks.
乔治娅 你看上去真棒 Georgia,you look great.
谢谢 Thanks.
你状态真好 真高兴再见到你 You look dynamite.Good to see you again.
她真是容光焕发 She looks marvelous.
自从《歌舞线上》开演以来再也没听过这么多评论声 Haven't heard buzzing like that since Chorus Line opened.
你好 大卫 Hello, David.
你看起来真美 You look incredible.
我不记得你有这样的好身材 I forgot you had a figure like that.
都靠别人帮助 这都是波莉的衣服 I got help.These are Polly's clothes.
大卫 帮你留了张桌子 再等5分钟就好了 I'll have a table for you in five minutes, David.
你好 凯尔 Hello, Kyle.
我看到你进来了 简直不敢相信 I saw you come in.I couldn't believe it.
你得给我们一张新照片挂在墙上了 You're gonna have to give us a new picture for our wall.
再给我杯威士忌 I'll have another scotch.
苏打水 Club soda.
你走后我有给你写信 我猜你也收到了 I wrote you while you were away.I assume you got it.
我并没指望你会回复 It didn't require an answer.
所以我才没回 That's why I didn't write one.
话说 你一定要这么赶吗 能一起吃晚餐吗 Look, do you have to rush away? Can you stay for dinner?
不行 波莉6点就回家了 No. Polly is due back at 6：00.
我现在已经被驯化了 I'm domesticated now.
你现在还在工作吗 Are you, uh, working?
是的 上周刚结束一个剧本 Yeah. Finished a play last week.
很好 好久没听到你这么说了 Well, I haven't heard you say that in a long time.
你喜欢那部作品吗 Do you like it?
我自己很难客观评价 Can't be objective.
但我尊敬的人都很喜欢它 But people that I respect like it.
好吧 敬成功的结束 Well, here's to finishing things.
以及新的开始 And starting new ones.
你的沙拉都没动 You didn't touch your salad.
我只想拌着玩玩儿 I just wanted something to play with.
假如你没注意到 其实我很紧张 In case you haven't noticed,I'm nervous.
事实上 紧张的人是我 Actually,I'm the one who's nervous.
我们什么都聊过了 We've discussed everything
唯独没聊我真正想说的 except what I wanted to talk about.
我已经晚走半小时了 再迟5分钟也无妨 I'm a half-hour late now.Another five minutes won't hurt.
好吧 呃 Well, uh, when, uh...
当我们分手之后 when we split up...
是我不告而别之后 when I left...
我决定重新接受心理分析治疗 um, I decided to go back into analysis.
我想找出我们之间到底出了什么问题 I wanted to find out what went wrong with us
以及为何自己在完成了两部差点成功的剧本后 and why, after two halfway promising plays,
整整一年多时间连个完整句子都写不出来 I couldn't put an intelligible sentence on paper for over a year.
那你找出原因了吗 Did you find out?
好吧 你是懂心理治疗的 Well, you know analysis.
头两年都在探讨母亲对自己的影响 Your mother takes up the first two years.
继续 Go on.
后来医生就说 咱们做个实验吧 Well, the doctor said,"Let's try an experiment.
你把所有事情都写下来 Put everything on paper."
我们之间发生的一切 Everything that happened between us,
对彼此说过的每一句话 everything we said to each other,
我脑海里的每一个念头 every thought that came to my mind,
以及我们在一起的一年半时间内心的所有感受 uh, every feeling I had in the year and a half we spent together.
卖成电影版权一定很值钱 The movie rights must be worth a fortune.
不 No.
但我认为这一定能成为一部该死的好剧本 But I think it makes a damn good play.
难以置信 I don't believe it.
我全都写下来了 乔治娅 I put it down, Georgia.
一字不落 你一定会惊讶于自己的角色是多么有趣 Word for word you'd be surprised what an interesting character you are.
别跟我说你打算让我读它 Please don't tell me you're going to ask me to read that.
比这更糟 我要请你亲自在台上表演它 Worse. I'm gonna ask you to consider playing it on a stage.
对不起 我只是觉得有些好笑 I'm sorry. Some things just strike me as funny.
我的制作人希望这几周内就能开始排练 I have a producer wants to go into rehearsal in a few weeks,
乔治德瓦内愿意担任导演 George de Vane wants to direct,
除了你没人能饰演好这个角色 and there's nobody to play this part but you.
听着 我告诉过他们你绝不可能答应 Look, I told them there wasn't a chance in hell you'd say yes,
但至少我会开口求求你 but at least I would ask you.
这就是我们的全部? 一堆复印稿纸? This is us, eh? Xeroxed and all.
有些地方我作了发挥 所以不完全代表我们 I took some liberties.It's not exactly us.
可能只是我们所代表的东西 Maybe just what we represent.
我们代表了什么 大卫 What do we represent, David?
听着 趁我离开期间好好读读 Look, just read it while I'm away.
我回来后会给你电话 I'll call you when I get back.
加州有什么 等着你一大早就急着赶过去 What's in California that you have to rush off in the morning?
有个女孩儿 我有一个月没见到她了 I have a girl out there.Haven't seen her in a month.
她在NBC新闻工作 正在执行特别任务 She works for NBC News.She's on special assignment.
这剧本是否像我们这次对话一样错综复杂 Is the play filled with as many complications as this conversation?
感谢光顾 先生 Thank you very much, sir.
首先我要说 In the first place,
我还没准备好回归舞台 I'm not ready to go back to work yet.
其次呢 In the second place,
我没那么急于把个人感情生活公之于众 I'm not all that anxious to go public with our personal life,
也丝毫不急着打算 and I sure as hell am not anxious to recreate that
重现那个曾经肥胖 可悲 overweight, miserable excuse for a human being
让我整日祈求上苍能永远丢弃在长岛的自己 that I pray to God I left back in Farmingdale, Long Island.
现在我身边有波莉 I have Polly with me now.
我们要在90号街开启新生活 We're starting a brand-new life up there on 90th street,
这世上没有任何一件该死的事 and there isn't a damn thing in the world
能令我破坏这种关系 that I would do to jeopardize that relationship.
你怎么敢把我叫来 How dare you get me down here
让我误会你只是想见我 thinking it was me you wanted to see?
只是单纯的在挂念我 担心我 Me that you were so anxious and worried about.
我真想说出此刻我对你的想法 I would really tell you what I think of you now,
但我答应过波莉以后不再说脏话的 but I promised Polly I wouldn't swear anymore.
哦 见鬼去吧 我认为你就是一狗娘养的 Oh, the hell with it.I think you're a son of a bitch.
你想写自己的感情生活秀 You want to write a play about your personal life,
就去把你的小女友从电视台弄出来让她上台演好了 go get your little lady from NBC and put her up on the stage.
对不起 我大呼小叫了 I'm sorry，I am making a scene.
如你所见 我还在康复中 As you can see,I'm still rehabilitating.
撇开这些不谈 人家真的很想让你读读剧本 All that aside,I'd love you to read the play.
哦 上帝 Oh, Jesus.
你的本事还没丢 大卫 You haven't lost your touch,David.
总叫人该死的无法抗拒 You're goddamned irresistible.
海蒂鼻子不好 我睡不着 Heidi has nasal drip,and I can't sleep.
我能和你聊会嘛 Can I talk to you?
当然可以 宝贝 Sure, babe.
你在读什么 What you reading?
新剧本 New play.
《唯有大笑时》 "Only When I Laugh."
是喜剧吗 Is it a comedy?
只有变态才会这么想 People with twisted minds might think so.
你有什么烦恼 What's your problem?
我有个正在交往的男孩 There's this boy I been seeing.
注：联合学院（Collegiate School）是纽约一所历史悠久的私立男校
他叫约翰斯图本 在联合学院读书 他很贴心 John Steuben.He goes to Collegiate.He's very nice
只是最近他突然变认真起来了 only he's started getting serious.
我是说 非常认真 I mean, really serious.
目前为止很有趣 Hmm. So far,it's interesting.
但是还有一个男孩 亚当卡萨比安 But there's another boy，Adam Kasabian.
问题更严重 Extremely major.
我喜欢复杂恋情 I love complications.
但是海蒂也喜欢亚当 But Heidi also likes Adam.
可亚当不喜欢海蒂 Adam doesn't like Heidi.
亚当喜欢波莉 Adam likes Polly.
可波莉不希望海蒂因此讨厌自己 But Polly doesn't want Heidi not to like her.
所以波莉该如何同时留住海蒂和亚当 So how does Polly get to keep Heidi and Adam
又不彻底得罪约翰呢 without totally offending John Steuben?
听上去和这剧本一样复杂 Sounds as complex as this script.
真的吗 Really?
"剧本创作者" "A New Play by...
"大卫罗威" David Lowe"?
我懂 I know.
是关于什么的 What's it about?
哦 是关于一个又老又肥 邋里邋遢 满口脏话的女酒鬼 Oh, it's about this big, fat, sloppy,foul-mouthed drunken woman
和一位迷人又体贴的编剧的故事 and an attractive sensitive writer.
不敢相信 他真敢给你寄这种剧本吗 I don't believe it. He actually had the nerve to send you that?
更糟 有个笨蛋自己送上门拿的 Worse. This idiot went down and got it.
真那么糟糕吗 Is it really terrible?
我也希望如此 但不幸的是它很棒 I was hoping.Unfortunately, it is very good.
"唯有大笑时"是什么意思 What does"only when I laugh" mean?
来自一个老笑话 有个男的胸口被人用矛刺穿了 Old joke. A man has a spear sticking through his chest,
他朋友问"疼不疼" 而他回答 and his friend asks,"Does it hurt?" and he says,
"唯有大笑时会" "Only when I laugh."
而你就是拿矛的那个家伙 对吗 And you're the one with the spear, right?
你很懂嘛 You got it.
所以他为什么拿给你看 So why'd he give it to you?
他想请我当主角 Wants me to do the lead.
这代表我得扮演我自己 It means playing myself,actually. Huh.
但你不会接的 对吗 But you're not gonna do it,are you?
你认为我不该接吗 You think I shouldn't?
诋毁你是又肥又邋遢的酒鬼就不行啊 Not if he makes you out to be a fat, sloppy drunk.
他没有 我有自己的闪光时刻 He doesn't.She has her moments.
那是不是代表你得和他一起共事 Does this mean you-you'd be working with him?
当然 他会参加排练 Well, sure.He'd be around rehearsals.
我知道你在担心什么 但那不成问题 I know what you're thinking,but there's no problem.
他有他的新女友 我有我的乖女儿 He has a new girl.I have a new girl.
另外 这也是事业 是个非常棒的角色 Besides, it's business.And it's one hell of a part.
好吧 如果我是你 Well, if I were you,
一定会慎重考虑 I'd think about it real carefully.
嘿 你打算拿那个亚当卡萨比安怎么办 Hey, what are you gonna do about Adam Kasabian?
-慎重考虑呗 -你会担心结果吗 -Think about it real carefully. -Are you worried?
"唯有大笑时会" Only when I laugh.
喂 Hello?
嗨 鲍勃 谢谢你回我电话 Hi, Bob.Thanks for returning my call.
没有 就是跟你报个平安 按你说的 No. uh, just checking in,like you said.
我很好 你在那栋"呼啸山庄"工作完成的相当出色 I'm fine. You do a terrific job up there at Wuthering Heights.
我... I, uh--
我是想咨询下你 I was wondering if you, uh,
你会不会觉得我现在就回归舞台还为时过早 felt it was too soon for me to go back to work.
是的 一部新戏 Yeah. A new play.
你问我怎么想的 How do I feel?
如果我知道 就不会打电话问你了 If I knew,I wouldn't be calling you.
我现在只觉得恐慌的要死 I'm scared as hell is how I feel,
但是 but...
我觉得自己真的很想演这出戏 非常想 I think I really want to do it. A lot.
给你半小时时间劝我放弃 You've got 30 seconds to try and talk me out of it.
嘿 等等我 Hey, wait for me.
波莉 他来了 Polly, he's coming.
好吧 谁来开口 Okay,who's gonna ask him?
什么叫谁来开口 What do you mean,who's going to ask?
想给你妈撮合对象的人是你 不是吗 It's your mother you're trying to fix up, aren't you?
我没说撮合对象 只是介绍他俩认识一下 I'm not trying to fix her up.I just want to introduce them.
听上去就是撮合 他来了 Sounds like a fix-up to me.Here he is.
塔洛夫先生 Mr. Tarloff.
-塔洛夫先生 -嗨 波莉 -Mr. Tarloff? -Hi, Polly.
-嗨 你有急事吗 -差不多 怎么了 -Hi. Are you in a hurry? -Yeah, kind of. What is it?
是我妈妈 她在排练一出新戏 Well, my mom,she's rehearsing for a play,
-所以没法参加家长日了 -哦 没问题 -and she can't make Parents' Day. -Oh, okay.
她非常想和你聊聊我的近况 She would like to talk to you about how I'm doing.
你就说你表现很好 You tell her you're doing fine.
我自己说她才不信 Well, she wouldn't believe me if I told her.
-最好由您亲口说 -的确如此 -It's better coming from you. -It really is.
那让她给我打电话 Tell her to call me.
您能放学后抽空跟她喝杯咖啡吗 Couldn't you have coffee with her after school?
她真的很关心我的学业 She really is concerned about my work.
-她妈真的很关心 -好吧 好吧 -She really is. -Well, all right, all right.
那就周二下午5点 街角咖啡店见 Uh, Tuesday, 5：00,the coffee shop on the corner.
好的 Okay.
-多谢 -谢谢 -Thanks. -Thank you.
-万分感激 -这对我们意义重大 -I really appreciate it. -It means a lot to us.
她一定会准时到 别担心 She'll be there.Don't worry.
嘿 Hey.
呃 您是塔洛夫老师? Uh, Mr. Tarloff?
-是我 你好 海因斯女士 -幸会 -Yes. Hello, Mrs. Hines. -Nice to meet you.
-谢谢 -请坐 -Thank you. -Please, sit down.
很抱歉 我迟到了 I'm, uh...I'm sorry I'm late.
我得参加排练 I just, uh,got off of rehearsal.
是的 波莉告诉我了 Yes, Polly told me.
我很欣赏你的作品 I'm a great admirer of your work.
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
希望您同样欣赏波莉的成绩 I'm hoping you're an admirer of Polly's work as well.
好吧 虽然不可相提并论 Well, I wouldn't put it in quite the same category,
但她的确是个优秀的学生 but she's an excellent student.
而且是有天分的那种 不需要特别用功 One of the lucky ones who doesn't have to work hard at it.
-喝咖啡吗 -呃 麻烦你了 -Coffee? -Uh, please.
小姐 麻烦再来一杯咖啡 Miss, another coffee here,please.
好吧 那究竟出了什么问题 Well, then what seems to be the problem?
问题 没问题啊 Problem? There's no problem.
我对她的功课相当满意 她很清楚 I'm extremely happy with her work. She knows that.
那您为何约我见面 Well, why did you ask to see me
我没有 是她说你想见我 I didn't.She said you asked to see me.
波莉说的? Polly said that?
是的 波莉和海蒂一起说的 Yes.Polly and Heidi Stanton.
我还觉得有点奇怪来着 I thought that was a little peculiar.
明白了 I see.
塔洛夫老师 你结婚了吗 Mr. Tarloff, are you married?
曾经结过 I was.
三年前离婚了 怎么了 Divorced about three years ago. Why?
我想我们都是不知情的受害者 I think we are the unwitting victims
被一对小媒婆给算计了 of a pair of teenage matchmakers.
好吧 好吧 Well, well. Heh heh.
我们的校风就是如此 Well,it's that kind of school.
鼓励学生多组织校外活动 We encourage outside activities.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
波莉显然不能回学校报到了 Polly won't be coming back to school, of course.
因为我要杀了她 I intend to kill her.
你被禁足了 知道吗 You are grounded,you hear me
我指的可不是一两个星期 and I don't mean for just a week or two.
而是一直把你关到三十几岁 I mean, until you're 36,37 years of age.
你怎么可以对我做这种事 How could you do that to me?
对你的亲妈 Your own mother.
我可不会这样对你 I would never do that to you.
你让咱们两个都丢尽了脸 We were humiliated,the both of us.
那个人是个英语老师 The man teaches English
可楞在当场连话都不会说了 and suddenly forgot how to speak the language.
这事干得也太差劲了 波莉 That was a lousy thing to do, Polly.
可...可你喜欢他吗 But...did you like him?
什么叫我喜不喜欢他 What do you mean,did I like him?
我要工作 我要演戏 I am working.I am doing a play.
我可没那闲工夫搞那些 I haven't got time for things like that.
晚餐没你的份了 听见了吗 不许吃晚饭 No dinner for you tonight.Do you hear me? No dinner.
我已经吃过了 I already ate.
那就改成早餐 Then no breakfast.
我尽力了 I tried.
感觉如何 How does it feel?
还行 没什么特别的 It's okay.Nothing special.
一起进去吗 Coming in?
嗯 再等两三个小时吧 Yeah. In about two or three hours.
我已经有个剧本整整半年 I have a play that has not gotten past page 32
-停在32页没动笔了 -你想...后面是? -in over six months. -Well, what is-- Line?
"你想要我怎么做" What is it you want me to do?
你想要我怎么做 What is it you want me to do?
我不知道自己写的东西还有没有稿纸值钱 I don't know if what I'm writing is worth the price of the paper,
但是当我待在书桌前时 请你像当我在床上一样 but please show me the same compassion and consideration
给予我相同的怜悯和体贴 when I'm sitting at my desk as you do when I get into bed.
抱歉 我不知道自己的要求那么高 Sorry. I didn't realize I was so demanding.
啊 上帝 只要我稍微不那么冷淡的看你一眼 Ah, Jesus, all I have to do is look at you with anything less than indifference,
你就能鞋也不脱 迫不及待地跳上床 and you're ready to jump in the sack with your shoes on.
好吧 请原谅 Well, forgive me.
我的毛病里没包含性冷淡 Frigidity is not one of my major hang-ups.
你就继续写吧 卢 Go ahead, work, Lou.
注：田纳西威廉斯创作的剧本 为他赢得普利策文学奖
怎么不写部"热铁皮屋顶上的猫"出来? Why don't you write Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?
我一直都很喜欢那部戏 I always liked that play.
别去 伊薇 别到酒柜那去 Don't, Evy.Don't go for the bar.
别借着醉酒忽视我所有想说的话 今晚不行 Don't get too drunk to hear what I'm trying to say. Not tonight.
我不觉得你今晚还能吐出多少至理名言来 I didn't get the impression you were gonna say much of anything tonight.
好吧 要我帮你倒吗 All right.You want me to make it?
杜本内 伏特加 Dubonnet? Vodka?
双倍杰克丹尼加冰块 随你选 Double Jack Daniels on the rocks? You name it.
我现在是靠你养着 You're the one who's keeping me,
所以最好让你的钱没白花 so you might as well get your goddamn money's worth.
说吧 说吧 看在上帝份上 Name it.Name it, for chrissake!
好啊 好啊 瞧瞧这位"高产"大作家的口才 Well, well, well, well, well.Listen to the prolific writer.
半年来我还是头一次听到你一口气说10句话出来 First time I heard 10 lines in a row out of you in six months.
你怎么不去把自己退场的戏份给写了呢 Why the hell don't you write yourself an exit scene?
我说真的 I mean it.
收拾好你的行李 给我滚 Pack up your little overnight bag and get out!
滚吧 混蛋 Get out, damn you!
我不需要你 I don't need you!
我不需要 I don't need--
怎么了 乔治娅 What is it, Georgia?
太难了 只是这样 It's hard, that's all.
我明白 所以这部戏才这么好 I know.That's why it's so good.
大家不妨休息五分钟 Why don't we take five?
你没事吧 You all right?
抱歉 Sorry.
抱歉什么 我坐在那里简直为你倾倒 Sorry? I sit out there,I'm mesmerized by you.
那样真实 令人信服 It's so real,so truthful.
感觉根本不像在看戏 Doesn't feel like it's a play I'm watching.
我觉得我坚持不下去 大卫 I don't think I can get through this, David.
我说过不管你如何决定我都会支持 I said I would accept any decision you make.
谢谢 只要知道剧场大门一直开着 Thanks. As long as I know there's a door open
我就能随时逃跑 I can always run through.
只要我们尽力而为 Let's take it as far as we can.
我只想告诉你 Look, I want you to know...
我认为你无与伦比 I think you're incredible
无论任何方面 in every way.
抱歉 亲爱的 Sorry, darling.
已经快一点半了 It's almost 1：30.
抱歉 我今天给戏试装 I know.I had a costume fitting.
我们要继续等吉米吗 Are we gonna wait for Jimmy?
我45分钟之内还得赶去看皮肤科 I have to be at the dermatologist in 45 minutes.
为什么早到的人每次都是我 Why is it I'm always the one who's early?
今天有点小暴躁 是吧 A little testy, are we?
今早叫凯文起床时触了他逆鳞? Woke up on the wrong side of Kevin?
我都不知道他哪片鳞是顺的 I didn't know there was a right side to Kevin.
我要吃蟹肉沙司 I'm having the crabs marinara.
到底怎么啦 Ha ha. What's wrong?
没事 Nothing. Heh.
也许是昨晚安定药吃多了的缘故 Maybe it's the dozen Valium I had last night.
我总感觉生活里有颗炸弹正随时引爆 I feel like a bomb is about to explode in my life
可却不知道去哪藏身 and I don't know where to hide.
出什么事了 What's happening?
我昨晚在凯文外套上发现一根银色长发 I found a long, gray hair on Kevin's jacket last night.
如果是其他女人的 我就杀了他 If it's another woman's,I'll kill him.
如果是我自己的 我就自杀 If it's mine,I'll kill myself.
托比 相信我 你和艺术品一样完美 Toby, trust me.You are a work of art.
如果你被拿去拍卖 起码能拍到一百六十万 If you were up for auction,you'd go for a million six.
我听说你昨晚和大卫约会了 I heard you were out with David last night.
上了今天的报纸版面 It was in today's Post.
那不是约会 I didn't go out with him.
不过是排练后吃了个三明治 I had a sandwich after rehearsal.
我正出演那男人的新戏 I'm doing the man's play.
新闻里写着"二人亲密无间" It said,"Chummy at Charlie's."
所以是亲密到了什么程度 Just how chummy were you at Charlie's?
什么都没发生 托比 Nothing is going on, Toby.
我现在睡得比波莉还早 I'm in bed two hours before Polly.
我也是 So am I.
咱俩共同点还真多 是吧 We have a lot in common,haven't we?
姑娘们 把最贵的菜都点上 Order the best dish in the house, girls.
今天由意大利男星请客 The Italian actor is paying.
啊 你找到工作了 Ahh, you got a job.
不是工作 瘦女人 Not a job, skinny.
是个人物 是个角色 A part! A role.
-一部伟大作品里的重要角色 -哇 -A major character in a major production. -Oh
遗憾的是 只能在纽约一个无名之地的小剧场里上演 Unfortunately,it's in a minor theater in an undiscovered part of New York,
但这给成功开了个好头儿 but it's the first step on the ladder to shitheel.
抱歉 来瓶你们这里最好的红酒 Sorry. Uh, a bottle of your best red
再给这位大小姐来杯秀兰邓波鸡尾酒 and a Shirley Temple for Little Miss Marker here.
哦 我真为你高兴 Oh, I am so happy for you.
这一位又是怎么啦 What's wrong with this one?
是不是黄金价格下跌了2美元 Price of gold just went down $2.00, right?
她今天很不顺 She's having a bad day.
我没有不顺 I'm not having a bad day.
我很高兴大家都能春风得意 I'm delighted that everybody is so happy.
事实上 As a matter of fact,
我要邀请你们所有人参加周五的派对 you're all invited to a party Friday night.
在我家公寓 一个高级派对 My apartment, very dressy.
好极了 因为什么由头？ Terrific.What's the occasion?
什么"因为什么由头" What do you mean,"what's the occasion"?
你知道因为什么 为我的生日 You know the occasion.It's my birthday.
我的40大寿 My 40th birthday.
所以能不能别叨叨废话了 So could we just drop the subject
先把该死的午餐点了好吗 and order our fucking lunches, please?
这对蓝耳环你戴着一定很好看 Those blue earrings would be fabulous on you.
过来 波莉 我们进去问问价格 Come on, Polly.Let's see how much they are.
-等等 妈妈 -怎么了 -Wait a minute, Mom. -What's the matter?
我觉得那两个男孩一直在跟着咱们 I think those two boys have been following us.
什么叫跟着我们? 他们顶多12岁 What do you mean, us? They're 12 years old.
才不是 他们是大学生 No, they're not.They're in college.
其中一个是罗格斯大学的 我认识他表妹 One of 'em goes to Rutgers.I know his cousin.
他们很帅 不是吗 They're gorgeous,aren't they?
是啊 很可爱 你干嘛不去打个招呼呢 Yes. Very cute. Why don't you go over and say hello?
不 站在这别动 他们自己会过来 No. No. Just stand here.They'll come over.
其中有一个一直在看你 One of 'em is looking at you.
波莉 我可不想在麦迪逊大道 Polly. I don't want to be picked up on Madison Avenue
被某个毛头小子搭讪 走吧 by a Rutgers's boy.Now come on.
为什么 What?
我说什么来着 What'd I tell you?
他们准备随时出击 They're gonna make their move any minute.
如果他们走过来 我就说你是我姐姐 If they come over, I'm gonna tell them you're my sister.
你这么吹牛 一定会被人喷一脸菜叶 You tell them that,you'll get a face full of alfalfa sprouts.
如果我说你是我妈 If I tell 'em you're my mother,
他们一定会害羞 然后跑掉 they're gonna get shy,and they're gonna walk away.
就当帮我个忙好吗 Just do me this one favor.
他们永远不会相信我是你姐姐的 They're never gonna believe I'm your sister.
他们会的 你看上去美极了 Yes, they will.You look great.
只管交给我处理 老妈 Just let me handle this, Mom.
事先警告 我不会参加任何毕业舞会 I'm warning you,I'm not going to any proms.
哦 脚好酸 Oh, my feet.
盖瑞 你找到空位了吗 You see any open tables,Gary?
没有 Gee, no.
-呃 好吧 能和你们拼个桌吗 -当然可以 -Uh, okay if we share this table? -Sure.
不好意思 Excuse me,
请问你们知道马克道格大街怎么走吗 but do you know where MacDougal Street is?
马克道格大街? Um, MacDougal Street?
我们对纽约不是很熟 We're not that familiar with New York.
我们本来是要去参加今晚那里的一个派对的 We're supposed to go to this party tonight on MacDougal,
但却找不到地方 but we don't know where it is.
就在西村市中心 It's downtown in the West Village.
哦 在西村 没错 多谢了 Oh, the West Village.Right. Thanks a lot.
你很喜欢健康食品吗 You into health foods?
不 我不喜欢它们 只是吃它们 No, I'm not into them.I just eat them.
你是霍莉杰米逊的表哥 对吗 You're Holly Jamison's cousin, aren't you?
是的 你怎么知道 That's right.How'd you know?
去年你参加过她的生日派对 'Cause I saw you at her birthday party last year
但没有久留 but you didn't stay long.
我只是过去打个招呼 我叫唐霍克罗夫 I just dropped in to say hello.I'm Don Holcroft.
这是我朋友 盖瑞钱布里斯 This is my friend Gary Chambliss.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我是波莉海因斯 这是我的姐姐 卡罗尔 I'm Polly Hines,and this is my sister--Carol.
你好 卡罗尔 Hello, Carol.
你好 Hello.
你们是纽约人吗 Uh,you live in New York?
我们的父母在巴黎定居 Well, our parents live in Paris,
但我们在这里读书 but we go to school here.
哥伦比亚大学 新闻专业 Columbia.Studying journalism.
我是大一新生 I'm a freshman.
我大四了 I'm a senior.
是啊 我猜到你要年长一些 Yeah, I thought you were the older one.
我之前去休学旅行了几年 I took off a few years to travel.
好极了 我们是罗格斯大学法律系的学生 Great. We're down at Rutgers. Pre-law.
哦 法律系 Oh, pre-law.
那是一个好专业 That's a good thing to get into.
没错 Yeah.
听着 今晚的派对是很随性的那种 Listen, this party tonight is kind of loose, you know?
如果你们愿意去串个门 If you guys would like to drop by,
我相信我朋友一定会很欢迎 I'm sure my friend would be glad to have you.
我不知道哎 你觉得如何 卡罗尔 Well, I don't know.What do you think, Carol?
卡罗尔 Carol?
问我 Me?
哦 我不行 Oh, uh, I can't.
我今晚还得赶论文 I have that paper to get out tonight.
哦 是的 Oh, yes.
卡罗尔还在赶那篇"存在主义的非人性化"的论文 Carol's doing her thesis on the dehumanization of existentialism.
她超聪明的 She's a real brain.
真的吗 Is that right?
没有 No.
我就是随便混混 I just fiddle around with it.
听着 波莉 我们得赶紧走了 Listen, Polly,we have to go.
为什么 Why?
因为爸爸6点会打长途电话过来 Because Dad is calling from overseas at 6：00.
请你们见谅 If you guys will excuse us.
我们周末会来市里玩儿 We're gonna be in town over the weekend.
可以留个你们的联系方式吗 Is there any place we can get in touch with you?
-可以 -我们没有电话 -Yeah -We don't have a phone.
我们的宿舍要被拆了 正在再找新地方住 they're tearing our dorm down.We're-We're trying to find another one.
很高兴认识你们 It was awfully nice meeting you.
-再见 你打过招呼了吗 卡罗尔 -我打了 -Bye. Did you say goodbye, Carol? -I said it. I said it.
可以走了吗? Can we please go?
还不走 Will you move?
我可能会因此进监狱 I could go to jail for this.
哦 上帝 简直太搞笑了 Oh, God, that is so funny.
真希望我当时就坐隔壁桌 I just wish I was sitting at the next table.
后来那个叫盖瑞的男生问"你很喜欢健康食品吗" And then this Gary guy says,"Are you into health foods?"
我妈回答"不 我不喜欢它们 只是吃它们" and Mom says, "No, I'm not into them. I just eat them."
-你是说卡罗尔说的 -对 是卡罗尔 -You mean Carol said that. -Yeah, Carol.
哦 你想知道最恐怖的地方是什么吗? Oh, you want to hear the scary part,the really scary part?
当我们后来在打车回来的路上 We're driving home in the cab together,
我坐在车里忍不住后悔 and I'm sitting there saying to myself,
"该死 我真应该去参加那个派对" "Damn it, I should have gone to the party on MacDougal Street."
我不明白有什么大不了的 I don't see what's so wrong with that?
《曼哈顿》里伍迪艾伦的角色42岁 In Manhattan,Woody Allen was 42,
玛瑞儿海明威演得女友才17岁 and Mariel Hemmingway was 17.
但要是性别对调一下就行不通了 It doesn't work when he's 17 and she's 42.
你们买的新裙子呢 我想看的要死 What about the dresses? I am dying to see the new dresses.
等看到裙子再说 超赞的 Wait till you see the dresses.The Supremes.
波莉 去拿裙子 Polly, go get the dresses.
哦 我们先表演节目 得让他看看 Oh, let's do our number first.He's got to see our number.
-一定要吗 -什么节目 -You think? -What number?
我们为托比的派对准备了一段节目 Well, we're doing a number for Toby's party.
真的需要练习很久 It needs a lot of work.
不 主要是我练了很久 她完美无缺 No, I need a lot of work. She's perfect.
想象在一个黑暗的房间 Imagine a darkened room,
只有一束聚光灯 一群安静的观众 a pin spot,a hushed audience.
我很安静 很安静 I'm hushed. I'm hushed.
再来一段激情的开场白 And an introduction.
-女士们先生们 海因斯母女联袂奉献 -准备好了? -Ladies and gentlemen,Hines and Hines. -Ready?
"我想我得改变计划了" ♪ And I guess I'll have to change my plan ♪
"我早该料到你还有别人" ♪ I should have realized There'd be another man ♪
"但我却完全忽视这一点" ♪ I overlooked that point Completely ♪
"直到你开始新的恋情" ♪ Until the big affair began ♪
"还没等我明白自己身处何处" ♪ Before I knew where I was at ♪
"就已被束之高阁 视而不见" ♪ I found myself up on the shelf And that was that ♪
"我本想摘取明月 但努力奔向天空" ♪ I tried to reach the moon But when I got there ♪
"手中却空空如也" ♪ All that I could get Was the air ♪
"我只能被打回凡间" ♪ My feet are back Upon the ground ♪
"就这样失去了最爱的男人" ♪ I've lost the one man I found ♪
"我想我得改变计划了" ♪ I guess I'll have to Change my plan ♪
别停 Don't stop.
喂 Hello.
你好大卫 能过五分钟再打来吗 Hello, David. Could you call back in about five minutes?
她现在很忙 She's busy right now.
不不不 我想和他聊 No, no, no, no, no.I want to talk to him.
我去其他房间接 I'll take it in the other room.
稍等大卫 她马上就接 Hold on, David.She's coming.
大卫 David.
哦 我很高兴你能打来 Oh, I'm so glad you called.
我们度过了不可思议的一天 We had the most incredible day.
你怎么样 How are you?
休息日过得愉快吗 Did you have a nice day off?
是吗 Did you?
你想我了吗 Did you miss me?
听着 我考虑过你昨天说的话了 Listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday.
我觉得那主意妙极了 I think it is a wonderful idea.
没错 Yeah.
嗨 艾德 Hi, Ed.
-嗨 -你怎么来了 -Hi. -What are you doing here?
怎么? 我被炒了? Why? Was I fired?
你的戏1点才开始排 You're not on call till 1：00.
还能怎么说呢 我热爱演艺事业 I love show business.What can I say?
你们见到大卫了吗 Have you seen David?
-他在前台 -谢谢 -Yeah, he's out front. -Thanks.
大卫 David.
大卫 你在那里吗 David, are you out there?
在 我马上过来 Yeah. Be right there.
你早到了一个小时 You're an hour early.
演员工会要指控我们剥削员工了 Equity will have us up on charges for overworking you.
我要为托比的生日礼物选件礼物 I had to pick up a gift for Toby's birthday,
买的时候顺便让你也捡了便宜 so while I was at it,you got lucky, too.
给 Here.
希望你喜欢1942年的米老鼠手表 I hope you're into 1942 Mickey Mouse watches.
手表背面还刻了一段话 There's, uh, an inscription on the back.
现在别看 我讨厌期待评价的感觉 I don't want you to read it now.I hate waiting up for reviews.
是为首演之夜准备的吗 还有六个星期呢 Is this for opening night? It's still six weeks away.
不不不 No, no, no.
首演那天 你就能看到表上的分针了 Opening night, you get the minute hands on the watch.
这是为了...我也不知道为了什么 This is just for...I don't know what it's for.
我就是那种冲动性的消费者 I'm just one of those impulsive buyers.
谢谢 我很感动 真的 Thank you.I'm very touched, really.
托比派对那天你再告诉我喜不喜欢上面的刻字 You can tell me at Toby's party if you liked the inscription.
哦 上帝 我忘了她有派对了 Oh, God.I forgot about her party.
哦 你必须来 Oh, you have to come.
她请了所有演员 She invited the whole cast.
波莉和我还要表演咱们的热门金曲呢 Polly and I are gonna sing our golden hits.
问题是 我朋友刚从加州回来 Thing is, this friend of mine is in from California.
她昨晚才到的 她只能待三天 She just got in last night.She's only here for three days.
当然了 我理解 Of course. I understand.
她就坐后面 我能喊她过来吗 她很想认识你 She's in the back.Could I bring her down? She'd like very much to meet you.
当然可以 Certainly.
丹妮斯 再次感谢 Denise. Again,thank you for this.
丹妮斯莎莫思 乔治娅海因斯 Denise Summers Georgia Hines.
你好 Hello.
很荣幸认识你 Very pleased to meet you.
大卫说进展很顺利 David says it's going enormously well.
每个人看上去都很放松 Everyone seems so relaxed.
那是因为现在还没人看过这出戏 That's because no one's seen it yet.
你是我们的第一位观众 You're our first audience.
是吗 我可不想成为紧张的导火索 Oh? Well, I don't want to be the cause of tension.
反正我也该回演播室了 I have to be getting back to the studio, anyway.
我们午餐时见 大卫 I'll see you for lunch, David.Okay.
地址在54街和公园大道交叉口 再见 海因斯小姐 It's on 54th and Park.Goodbye, Miss Hines.
我知道演出一定会成功的 I know it's gonna be wonderful.
开演时你会来吗 You'll be here for opening night?
哦 我一定到 Oh, I'll be here.
我担心的是大卫到时候会赖在剧院不走了 再见 It's David I'm worried about keeping in the theater. Goodbye.
我送你出去 一会就回来 I'll walk you out front.I'll be right back.
嗨 乔治娅 Hi, Georgia.
好 如果你能等 我可以去喊她 Yeah, if you hold on,I'll get her for you.
-她来了 -乔治娅 是找你的 -Here she comes. -Georgia, it's for you.
让他留言 Take a message.
她现在正忙 我能帮你留言吗 She's busy right now.Uh, can I take a message?
哦 稍等 Oh, just a minute.
是吉米佩里诺 他说有急事 It's Jimmy Perino.He says it's an emergency.
好吧 Okay.
什么事 What's wrong?
哦 我刚接到托比电话 派对取消了 Oh, I just got a call from Toby.The party is off tonight.
拜托 能不能先停一会儿 Could you just hold it a second, please?
我在打电话呢 晚上的派对取消了 I'm on the phone.Party is off tonight.
凯文昨天一整晚没回家 Kevin didn't come home last night.
结果早上一打给她 就说自己想离婚 He called her this morning.He wants out of the marriage.
哦 上帝 Oh, Christ.
发生了什么 What happened?
哦 她不肯说 你知道她那人 Oh, she won't talk about it.You know her.
假装没任何事发生 那女人简直绝了 As if nothing happened.The woman is fantastic.
她甚至连5点钟的美容院预约都去了 She's even keeping her 5：00 appointment at Elizabeth Arden.
今晚不能让她一个人待着 She shouldn't be left alone tonight.
呃 我会请一个小时假提前收工 Uh, I'll ask to get off an hour early.
打电话告诉她 我们都会过去 Call her and tell her we're both coming over.
好 我会尽我所能 这里简直一团糟 Well, I'll do the best I can.It is panic down here.
那个笨蛋制作人刚才把布景师炒了 The putz producer just fired the scenery.
我向上帝发誓 I swear to God,
他刚才直接指着布景师骂"你滚吧" he pointed to the scenery and said, "You're out."
你那边怎么样 How's it going with you?
非常好 就像个幸福的大家庭 Perfect.One big happy family.
晚点再聊 I'll talk to you later.
出什么事了吗 Anything wrong?
听着 去告诉大家派对取消了 Listen, tell everybody that the party is off.
我要到我的更衣室去 I'm gonna be in my dressing room.
别让任何人打扰我 I don't want to be disturbed.
乔治娅在更衣室吗 Georgia in her dressing room?
在 但她说任何人不许打扰 Yes, but she asked not to be disturbed.
乔治娅 我是大卫 Georgia? It's David.
我能进来一会吗 Can I come in a minute?
你还好吗 Are you all right?
乔治说他和你打招呼 但你对他视而不见 George told me he said hello to you and you walked right by him.
抱歉 Sorry.
你似乎有烦心事 想一个人待会吗 You seem upset.Would you rather I left you alone?
拜托了 Please.
没问题 Of course.
听着 我很抱歉 Listen, I'm sorry.
我不该带丹妮斯进来的 I shouldn't have brought Denise in.
我不知道你会提前到 And I didn't know you'd be in this early.
她只不过在这里待了几分钟 She was only gonna stay a few minutes.
丹妮斯 Denise?
我太蠢了 It was stupid of me.
你完全有权生气 You have every right to be angry.
你以为我是因为你那位年轻漂亮的小女友生气? You think that I'm upset because you brought your cute little girlfriend down here?
上帝 我以为只有男演员才这么自负呢 Jesus, and I thought actors had all the ego.
听着 无意冒犯 她是个好姑娘 Listen, no offense,she is a lovely girl,
但现在 我有更重要的事要操心 but right now, I have much more important things on my mind.
我全世界最好的闺蜜 My best friend in the entire world
结婚12年的丈夫就要抛弃她了 这让我心烦 just had her husband walk right out on her after 12 years of marriage,and it bothers me.
非常非常心烦 Really bothers me.
在我所爱的人承受痛苦时 When somebody I love is in pain,
我压根没闲心管别人的事儿 I haven't got time for other people's problems.
麻烦让我一个人待着 Just leave me alone.
我不需要可乐 也不需要咖啡 I don't want a Coke.I don't want coffee.
不需要任何东西 明白了没 I don't want anything.Do you understand?
好的 Yes.
对不起 I'm sorry.
出租车 Taxi!
对 能让科马驰医生接电话吗 Yes, uh, can I speak to Dr. Komack, please?
我是乔治娅海因斯 It's Georgia Hines.
不 我想找科马驰医生 No, I want Dr. Komack.
呃 告诉他有要紧事 Um, tell him it's an emergency.
啊 鲍勃 Ah. Bob.
他在哪里 Where is he?
别跟我说不重要 我需要他 Don't tell me it's immaterial.I need him.
现在就需要 I need him now.
今天我很可能半夜会跑到该死的布鲁克林大桥上跳踢踏舞 Later this evening,I may be tap dancing on the goddamn Brooklyn Bridge.
你听到我说的了吗 Don't you hear what I'm saying?
我现在离喝下一杯双倍伏特加马提尼只有咫尺之遥 I am about 20 feet away from a double vodka martini,
而我不想听别人笑话我在花了12个礼拜 and I don't want to hear that I have just spent 12 weeks
和所有积蓄才振作起来后 又在今晚毁于一旦 and every cent I've got to hold myself together until later this evening.
我不认识你 I don't know you.
我不想和你谈 I don't want to talk to you.
算了 Never mind.
我没事了 真的 I'm fine. I really am.
我宁愿自己解决 I would much rather work this out myself
也不想听你那有关饮酒危害的演讲无聊到死 than be bored to death with a speech on the perils of drinking.
你真是帮了大忙 亲爱的 You have been a terrific help,sweetheart.
请你再接再厉 Keep up the good work.
等你解决完这些 When you're finished with these,
冰箱里还有800美元的食物 there's another $800 worth in the freezer.
留着吧 我今年可能要靠它们过冬了 Save them. I may have to live off them this winter.
那么 接下来会怎样 So, what's it gonna be?
分居 离婚 还是什么 Separation? Divorce? What?
没错 婚是离定了 Yes, there's gonna be an actual divorce.
他正谋划呢 就在我们说话当口 He is, at the very moment we are speaking,
从他的律师哥哥那里获得建议 with his brother,the lawyer,getting advice
以及他善解人意的嫂子那里博取同情 and sympathy from his understanding sister-in-law.
那女人非常懂什么叫同情 A woman who knows a great deal about sympathy,
因为她鼻子上长了两个大瘊子 because of the two huge warts on the side of her nose.
你是说他就这样突然地 毫无预兆地提出想要分开? You mean suddenly,without any warning,the man tells you he wants out?
哦 人生没有什么事是毫无预兆的 Oh, nothing in life happens without warning.
是日复一日 一点一滴的土崩瓦解的 It falls apart day by day,bit by bit,
就像镜子里的面容 like your face in the mirror.
他是有别人了吗 Has he got somebody else?
和人竞争 我能应付 Competition I could handle.
被拒绝抛弃 我办不到 Rejection's a ballbreaker.
知道我怎么想吗 让他滚蛋 You know what I say? Screw him.
如果能有更多女人叫男人滚蛋 If more women said "Screw him,"
如今我们周围就能涌现更多有趣的女性 there'd be a lot more funny women around today.
给你的 It's for you.
我不喝 I don't drink.
你知道1960年 Did you know in 1960,
我曾当选为密歇根大学最美校花吗 I was voted the prettiest girl at the University of Michigan?
我不在场 但我信你 I wasn't there, but I believe you.
有个全美最佳中卫得主 An All-American halfback
宁愿放弃参加玫瑰碗比赛的机会 was willing to give up a trip to the Rose Bowl
只求和我春宵一夜 for one night of my favors.
每个礼拜平均会有十五个人找我求欢 I received, on the average,15 sexual proposals a week,
其中至少有三名是老师 at least three from the faculty.
听上去真是个"好学校" Sounds like a good school.
当我16岁时 When I was 16,
环球影业跟我签了一份七年的合同 Universal Studios offered me a seven-year contract,
他们甚至都不在乎我会不会表演 and they didn't even care if I could act,
我也确实不会 which I couldn't.
在密歇根时 老娘的专业就是负责美 At Michigan,I majored in beautiful.
快点 喝酒 Come on, drink up.
当我17岁时 When I was 17,
有个比弗利山庄的已婚心理医生开车撞到树上 a married psychiatrist in Beverly Hills drove his car into a tree
就因为我不肯接他电话 because I wouldn't answer his phone calls.
这些事你都可以从我的日记里读到 You can read all of this in my diaries.
-我到现在还留着 -我知道 美人儿 我知道 I still have them.I know, angel. I know.
我让世界上一些最有影响力的男人爱慕我 渴望我 I've had some of the most influential men in the world in love with me, desirous of me,
为我不顾一切 desperate for me
比我这辈子遇过的任何女人都要多 more than any other woman I've ever met in my entire life.
如果那狗娘养的可以在结婚12年后才说他没兴趣了 If that son of a bitch can turn to me after 12 years and say he's no longer interested
那么 他可以滚蛋了 well, he can get out.
我不在乎 我不需要他 我... I don't care.I don't need him. I--
没事的 宝贝儿 发泄出来吧 It's all right, baby.Let it out. Let it all out.
我不需要他 我不 I don't need him! I don't!
上帝 Jesus.
是吉米 Jimmy.
我不想让他看到我这样 I don't want him to see me like this.
我去补个妆 马上回来 I'm gonna fix my face.I'll be back in a minute.
我忘记带礼物了 丢在家里了 Forgot my gift.I left it at home.
刚才和两个老太太一起坐电梯上来 Coming up in the elevator with two old ladies,
我忍不住突然大叫"妈的" I suddenly yell out,"Oh, shit."
我得喝一杯 她人呢 I need a drink.Where is she?
在房间 In the bedroom.
好吧 我希望你准备了不少表演节目 Well, I hope you got a lot of songs prepared,
因为我现在的状态没法娱乐任何人 because I am in no shape to entertain anybody.
我喘不上气 瞧我这手抖得 I can't catch my breath.Look at my hand shaking.
我心急火燎的跑来安慰最好的朋友 I am rushing up here to comfort my best friend,
可自己才是最需要打镇定剂的人 and I'm the one that should be sedated.
我被炒了 They fired me.
那小混球临开演前三天把我给炒了 The little son of a bitch fires me three nights before the opening
哦 上帝 Oh, Christ.
他甚至连私下通知我的礼貌都没有 He didn't even have the decency to take me aside.
他是当着全体演员的面对我宣布的 He tells it to me in front of the entire cast.
我对他说"好吧 你不满意" I said to him,"Look, you're not happy,
"你让我怎么做我就怎么做" "I'll do it any way you want.
"更快 更慢 更大声" "Faster, slower, louder.
"甚至可以让我穿裙子" "I'll wear a dress.
"我是个演员 让我表演吧" "I'm an actor. Let me act."
你好 亲爱的 Hello, sweetheart.
你好 宝贝儿 Hello, darling.
上帝 你简直美若天仙 My God, you look radiant.
她是因为忧郁而盛装 She dresses up for depression.
你不必来的 我知道你还有演出 You didn't have to come.I knew you were working.
什么演出? Working?
我们从不错过彼此生日 永远的三人组 You know we never miss birthdays.The Three Comrades.
注：均为早期好莱坞知名女星
海蒂拉玛 玛格丽特苏利文以及比尤拉邦蒂 Hedy Lamarr, Margaret Sullivan,and Beulah Bondi.
-他被炒了 临开演前三天 -哦 上帝 不 -He was fired three days before opening. -Oh, God, no.
我的名字已经上了《星期日泰晤士报》 My name was in the Sunday Timesad.
还有18个亲戚要从新泽西赶来参加开演仪式 I've got 18 relatives from Paterson, New Jersey,coming to the opening.
其中6个已经给我发了电报 Six of them already sent me telegrams.
罗莎里奥姑妈甚至给我寄了一盒糖果 My Aunt Rosario sent me a candy gram.
而我已经把那该死的糖吃完了 I already ate the lousy candy.
他们把那个角色给了替补演员 They gave my part to the understudy.
他甚至不是全职演员 而是个来自波多黎各的出租车司机 He's not even a full-time actor.He's a Puerto Rican cab driver.
连英语都说不利索 He can hardly speak English.
我12岁的侄女从没看过我上台表演 My 12-year-old niece has never seen me on the stage.
等她进了剧院 会以为自己有了个波多黎各叔叔呢 She's gonna walk in the theater and think she's got a Puerto Rican uncle.
我们需要更多香槟 我去拿 We need more champagne.I'll get it.
我考虑不和任何人说 I was thinking I wouldn't tell anyone.
等开演那天 我要出现在剧场 Opening night,I'll show up at the theater,
然后走上舞台 I'll walk out on the stage.
和那个人同时表演同一个角色 The two of us will play the same part.
一个用西班牙语 一个用英语 One in Spanish,one in English.
评论家肯定会爱死的 The critics'll love it.
话说 参加派对的是不是全是明星 Listen, are there gonna be a lot of stars there?
我不知道该和明星聊什么 Cause I don't know what to say to stars.
他们不是明星 就是普通人 They're not stars.They're just people.
好吧 我们得待多久 Well, how long are we gonna stay?
能别杞人忧天了吗 Would you quit worrying?
我们会玩得很开心的 We're gonna have a terrific time.
如果有很多大明星就不会 No, not if there are a lot of big stars there.
托比 我还在欺骗谁呢 Oh, Toby, who am I kidding?
当了22年演员 还在等待被人发掘 Twenty-two years an actor,and I'm still waiting to be discovered.
我是全演艺圈最老的新人 The oldest goddamn newcomer in show business.
嘿 听着 我不想再听见有任何人抽抽搭搭了 Hey, listen.I don't want to hear any more teardrops falling around here.
你们要想比赛哭 我可以让你俩惨败 You want to hear crying, I can make you both look foolish.
乔治娅 你见过我在台上的样子 Georgia, you've seen me on the stage.
你知道我演技很棒 我很棒吧 You know I can be good.Was I good?
告诉我 我急需知道 Tell me.I really have to know.
你是最棒的 不能更棒了 The best.There is none better.
你动一动手指 所有人都会被打动 You ring a doorbell,the house comes down.
还记得我在雄鹿县演的《罗伯茨先生》吗 Remember Mr. Roberts,at Bucks County?
托比 还记得我在西港演的《绛帐海堂春》吗 Toby, remember Born Yesterday at Westport?
我从没见过观众能开心成那样 I never heard laughs like that in my life.
你记得吧 乔治娅 我没骗人 Did you, Georgia? The truth. Did you?
我这辈子都没听过那样的哄堂大笑 I never heard laughs like that in my life.
我一辈子都没听过那么大的笑声 In my life, I never heard laughs like that.
哦 上帝 Oh, my God,
还有《勇气妈妈》 Mother Courage.
《犀牛》 Rhinoceros.
《阳台》 《侦探故事》 The Balcony.Detective Story.
哦 上帝 还记得《侦探故事》吗 Oh, Jesus,remember Detective Story?
在二区公演时 我表现太棒了 The second hood.I-I was incredible.
你棒呆了 You were brilliant.
你什么时候看过《侦探故事》 When did you see me in Detective Story?
那是在俄亥俄的哥伦布演出的 I did that in Columbus, Ohio.
反正你最棒 我不看也知道 Well, you were so brilliant,I didn't have to see it.
我在克利夫兰大礼堂演《圣女贞德》的时候 I played the Dauphin in St. Joan at the Cleveland Auditorium
那傻逼制作人还有三年才出生呢 three years before that putz producer was born.
一点没错 Bet your ass.
哦 上帝 我在干嘛 Oh, my God,what am I doing?
怎么了 What?
我正坐在这里陪你喝酒呢 I am sitting here drinking with you.
你疯了吗 乔治娅 你神志不清了吗 Are you crazy, Georgia? Are you out of your mind?
把酒给我 Give me that glass!
哦哦哦 我没在喝 Oh, oh, oh, oh,I am not drinking.
我没有喝 只是小酌几口 I'm not drinking,I'm sipping.
你快把一整杯都酌没了 快给我 You have already sipped the entire glass.Give it to me.
你以为我看着你们俩情绪崩溃 就只会干坐在这里 You think I'm gonna stand here and watch the two of you have
喝姜汁汽水吗 a nervous breakdown on nothing but ginger ale?
-我也需要点抚慰好吗 -哦 上帝 -I need a little help,too, you know. -Oh, for Chrissakes,
你就光坐在那儿看着我和她喝吗 说点什么 you see me sitting there drinking with her,say something!
乔治娅 拜托 别这么做 Georgia, please,don't do this.
好吧 好吧 好吧 好吧 All right. All right,all right, all right.
别生我气 Don't be mad at me.
今天所有人都在生我的气 Everybody is mad at me today.
多给我点体贴 我就能变成一个十全十美的人 Show me a little tenderness,and I'll show you a terrific person
你在车里答应过我 You promised me in the car.
你发过誓再也不碰酒的 You swore to me you would never touch another drink.
那是在车里说的 我又没在车里喝酒 That was in the car.I am not drinking in the car.
我现在是在车上吗 Am I drinking in a car?
去你的 快停下 乔治娅 Goddamn you.Stop it, Georgia.
门铃 Doorbell.
只有我听见门铃响了吗 Am I the only one who hears doorbells?
哦 有什么大不了的 Oh, what's the matter?
你生我气了? Mad at me?
我怎么会生你气呢 How can I be mad at you?
你喜欢我在《侦探故事》里的表演 甚至都没看过它 You loved me in Detective Story.You didn't even see it.
是波莉 It's Polly.
哦 上帝 Oh, Jesus.
我忘记通知她派对取消的事了 I forgot to tell her the party was off.
啊 管它呢 让她进来 Ah, what the hell.Let her in.
都是自家人 It's all in the family.
哇 你今天真美 生日快乐 Oh, wow.You look good. Happy birthday.
谢谢 Thank you.
这位是亚当卡萨比安 This is Adam Kasabian.
-你好 -你好 -Hello. -How do you do?
哦 瞧我女儿生得多迷人 Oh, look how gorgeous my daughter looks.
如果你们打算生女儿 I mean, if you're gonna have a daughter,
就该把她们生得漂漂亮亮的 you may as well have them gorgeous.
快过来 好好亲亲妈妈 Well, come here and give me a big kiss. Mm.
哦 这位小帅哥又是谁啊 Oh, who is the cute fellow?
这是亚当卡萨比安 这是我妈 This is Adam Kasabian.This is my mother.
-您好吗 夫人 -就我一个人表现好 -How do you do, ma'am? -I've done better...
但是这里马上就会热络起来了 but it's gonna pick up around here.
你的小脸儿生得真可爱 You have a very sweet face.
他的脸是不是很可爱 Hasn't he got a sweet face?
跟我来 我要给你介绍下大伙儿 Come here.I want you to meet everybody.
这是托比兰道 今天是她的40大寿 This is Toby Landau,celebrating the big 40,
派对的女主人 也是我全世界最好的闺蜜 our hostess and my very best friend in the whole wide world.
-你好 夫人 -你好 -How do you do, ma'am? -Hello, again.
这是吉米佩里诺 And this is Jimmy Perino,
-全世界另一个我最好的闺蜜 -你好 -my other very best friend in the whole wide world. -Hello.
吉米 快给孩子们拿一杯 Jimmy, get the kids a drink.
你能赏脸来我太高兴了 I am so glad you're here.
-我本来还担心来着 -她没事吧 -I was afraid I was gonna be--Is she all right?
是我的错 她在为我的事生气 It's my fault.I upset her.
什么 你俩说啥悄悄话呢 What? What are you two whispering about?
我没说悄悄话 我说你在为我的事生气 I'm not whispering.I said you were upset about me.
她是不是很了不起 Isn't she incredible?
这女人被丈夫甩了 却还在担心我是不是生气 The woman's husband dumps on her, and she's worried if I'm upset.
我当然生气了 亲爱的 去那个狗娘养的好吗 Of course I'm upset, darling.Screw the bastard, right?
抱歉 亚当 我们说话就是这种风格 Sorry, Adam. That's the way we talk.
都是自家人嘛 It's just family.
哦 能给我倒一点吗 Ooh, can I have a teeny,
-一点点 一点点就行 -乔治娅 拜托 - teeny, teeny, teeny...- Georgia, please.
来一点就行 好吗 drop of wine, somebody?
妈妈 我能和你聊聊吗 Mother, can I talk to you?
哦 我女儿在担心我呢 Oh, my daughter is worried about me.
你们懂有个女儿为自己担心的感觉吗 Do you know what it is to have your daughter worried about you?
托比 你不懂 Toby, you don't know.
吉米 你也不懂 Jimmy, you don't know.
亚当 你懂吗 Adam, do you know?
瞧我在问谁呢 Look who I'm asking.
我在问亚当 I'm asking Adam.
波莉 你干嘛不和亚当先走呢 我们会照顾她 Polly, why don't you and Adam run along? We'll take care of her.
这简直是全世界最大的欣慰 It is the single-greatest pleasure in the world.
而我根本不配 是真的 波莉 我不配 And I don't deserve it.The truth, Polly, I don't.
你长这么大 见校车司机的次数都比我要来得多 You grew up,you saw the bus driver more than you saw me.
波莉 我冰箱里有个巨型生日蛋糕 Polly, I have this big ice-cream birthday cake in the freezer.
你和亚当能过来帮我一下吗 Why don't you and Adam help me?
我想尝尝生日蛋糕 I feel like having some of my birthday cake.
等等 我都一整天都没见着女儿了 Wait a minute.I haven't seen her all day.
让吉米帮你 反正他工作都没了 对吧 Let Jimmy help you.He's not working anyway, right?
亚当 亲爱的 你能帮我满上吗 Adam, would you fill this for me, darling?
你喝够了 乔治娅 You've had enough, Georgia.
什么叫够了 这算什么 按单双数配给吗 What do you mean,enough? What is this,odd-and-even rationing?
那我是双数 好吗 所以今天我能喝 I'm odd, okay? So today is my day.
给我倒半杯就行 拜托了 亚当 Just half a glass,Adam, please.
妈妈 拜托不要 Mother, please stop.
我让你尴尬了吗 宝贝儿 Am I embarrassing you, baby?
对不起 对不起 我不是故意让你尴尬的 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.I didn't mean to embarrass you.
哦 亚当 原谅我 我想我叫波莉尴尬了 Oh, Adam, forgive me.I think I'm embarrassing Polly.
太美了 我的女儿 So beautiful,my daughter.
托比 你想聊关于年轻和好皮肤的话题 Toby, you want to talk about young, gorgeous skin,
就应该抽空好好打量打量这孩子的身体 you should take a look at this kid's body sometime.
这才叫细腻动人 That is gorgeous.
现在我真的尴尬了 Now I am getting embarrassed.
快点 波莉 咱们去拿蛋糕 Come on, Polly,let's get that cake.
我来告诉你什么时候拿蛋糕 I'll tell you when to get the cake.
一个该死的蛋糕有什么好着急的 What is the rush with the goddamn cake?
蛋糕怎么了 是你租来的吗 What did you do, rent it?
还有 你算什么主人 What kind of a host are you,anyway?
想喝口酒都没有 给我 I can't get a lousy sip of wine? Come on. Ahh.
哦 上帝 对不起 Oh, my God.I'm sorry.
哦 托比 真对不起 Oh, Toby, I'm so sorry.
我把裙子毁了 快拿点纸巾 波莉 I've ruined it.Get some Kleenex, Polly.
没关系 会干的 It's all right.It'll dry.
哦 上帝 亲爱的 真对不起 Oh, Jesus, darling,I'm sorry.
听着 我会赔你的 我发誓 Listen, I will pay for it,I swear.
我的貂皮大衣可以给你 那是在旧货店买的 You can have my mink coat.I bought it at the thrift shop.
我不在乎裙子 乔治娅 I don't care about the dress, Georgia.
是吗 那好吧 我可以把它买下来 You don't? Well, hell,listen, I'll buy it from you.
你想要多少钱 现在已经值不了多少了 What do you want for it?It's not worth much.
上面有了一大块该死的酒渍 it's got a big goddamn wine stain on it.
我想我和亚当该走了 I think Adam and I are gonna be going.
不不不 先等等 我们还要吃蛋糕呢 No, no, no, wait a minute.We're gonna have a cake.
我们不吃蛋糕吗 先别走 小猫咪 Aren't we gonna have a cake? Aw, don't go yet, pussycat.
我还没看够你 你才过来一会儿 I never get to see you.You just got here.
-走吧 波莉 没关系 -别教我女儿做事 -Go on, Polly.It's all right. -Don't tell my daughter what to do.
我才是她妈 你不是 I am her mother,not you.
她哪也不会去 除非我们先唱完小曲儿 She's not going anywhere until we've done our song.
来吧 小宝贝 让我们为派对增添活力 Come on, baby face,let's liven up this party.
大伙儿都过来 坐好了 演出开始喽 Come on, everybody,find a seat. Showtime.
妈妈 请别这样 Mother,please don't do this.
你说什么呢 不表演了吗? What do you mean,don't do our number?
我排练这个的次数比我那部新戏还要多 I rehearsed it more than I rehearsed the play I'm in,
看在上帝份上 for Chrissakes.
快过来 所有人 找座位坐好 Come on, everybody,find a seat.
看来你们想站着听 Looks like we have standing room only.
托比 亲爱的 这是献给你的 因为我们都爱你 Toby, darling, this is for you because we love you.
"我猜我得改变..." ♪ I guess I'll have to change-- ♪
该你了 波莉 妈妈从不独唱 What do you say, Pol? Mom doesn't do solos.
"我猜我得改变计划了" ♪ I guess I'll have to change my plans ♪
"啦哒哒滴" ♪ La-da-da-dee ♪
后面怎么唱来着 What are the words?
"我猜我得改变计划了" ♪ I guess I'll have to change my plans ♪
"啦哒哒哒" ♪ La-da-da-da ♪
"开始新的恋情" ♪ A big affair began ♪
"我早该预料到" ♪ I should have Thought of it-- ♪
-妈妈 -快帮我 -Mother -Well, help me.
能先跟我进房间一会儿吗 Can you please come into the bedroom
我有话想跟你说 because I want to talk to you?
哦 抱歉 Oh, excuse me.
还得再排练一会儿 Just a little rehearsal.
哦 Oh.
什么事 What's the matter?
你在生我气吗 宝贝 Are you mad at me, babe?
对不起 我没想伤害任何人 我发誓 I'm sorry. I didn't mean any harm, I swear.
要知道 吉米失业了 凯文要离婚 You see, Jimmy lost his job,Kevin's left.
我只是想让大伙开心点儿 I was just trying to cheer everybody up.
我没生气 妈妈 I'm not mad at you,Mother.
那你是因为妈妈喝了两小杯葡萄酒而羞耻吗 Well, are you ashamed because your mother had two little glasses of wine?
我甚至没喝到两杯 I didn't even have the whole two glasses.
还有半杯洒托比身上了 I spilled half a glass on Toby, anyway.
我也没感到羞耻 I'm not ashamed, either.
那你到底怎么了 波莉 Well, Polly,then what are you?
我是为你感到悲哀 I'm sorry for you.
我为吉米悲哀 为托比悲哀 I'm sorry for Jimmy,and I'm sorry for Toby.
为任何曾试图帮助过你的人感到悲哀 I'm sorry for anybody who's ever tried to do something for you
因为你压根就不在乎他们 because you don't give a damn about them.
你也不在乎我 最糟糕的是 You don't give a damn about me,and worst of all,
你甚至连自己都不在乎 you don't give a damn about yourself.
注意你的口气 听懂了没 You watch the way you talk to me, do you understand me?
去吧 继续喝 反正吉米会照顾你 Go on. Get drunk.Jimmy'll take care of you.
他总会把你安全送到家 He'll get you home all right.
每个人都会永远照顾好乔治娅 Everybody always takes care of Georgia.
住口 波莉 住口 Stop it, Polly. Stop it.
那你就做点什么让我没话说啊 Then make me.Do something about it.
你是个母亲 为什么不能更有点母亲的样子 You're a mother.Why don't you act like one?
好吧 这些话我们回家再聊 All right,we'll talk about this at home.
不 我们现在就聊 No. Let's talk about it now.
聊聊这么多年你没有给予我的 Let's talk about all the years I didn't get from you.
你在哪里 妈妈 Where were you, Mother?
别说你有难处 我才不在乎那些 And don't tell me your problems because I don't care about them.
那些借口我四岁时就听够了 That's all I've heard since I was four years old.
小时候每次生病 我都祈祷自己死了最好 Every time I got sick,I used to pray that I would die
好让你在参加我的葬礼时彻底崩溃 求我原谅 just so you'd break down at my funeral and beg me to forgive you.
好吧 我不稀罕你的原谅 Well, I don't want your forgiveness,
也不会为了从你那里奢求什么而去死 and I'm not gonna die just to get something from you
因为我觉得你根本不值得我去死 because I don't think you're worth dying over.
那天晚上你问我到底对你是怎么想的 You asked me the other night how I really felt about you.
我其实一直都在气你 I was so angry at you
在我真正需要陪伴的时刻 你从来不在我身边 for never being around when I really needed someone.
如今你在这了 不是吗 Well, you're around now,aren't you?
可令人失望透顶的是 And it sure as hell is a disappointment
我发现没有你 我反而能过得更好 to find out I was better off when you weren't around!
-波莉 我... -不 随你怎么喝好了 -Polly, I... -No, drink all you want.
我根本不在乎 I don't give a damn!
我认为... I think...
我搞砸了一切 I fucked up.
是不是 Didn't I?
把手给我 Give me your hand.
吉米 把手给我 Jimmy,give me your hand.
我很冷 I'm cold.
你买的什么 What'd you get?
马提尼 按你说的 Martinis,like you asked me.
你会调吗 Do you know how to make 'em?
已经调好了 Comes already mixed.
你想去哪喝 Where do you want to go?
不知道 随便走走吧 I don't know.Let's just walk.
"在阿根廷没有婚姻无效这种事" There's no such thing as annulment in Argentina.
"那我自己去解决 我会的 我会让这桩婚姻被废除" Then I'll get it, anyway.I will! I'll get an annulment.
"我会的 我会的 我会的" I will, I will, I will!
"我会办到 我会办到 我会办到" I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!
"我会办到" I'll get it!
"哦 强尼 请放我走" Oh, Johnny, please let me go.
"请放我走" Please let me go.
"我再也受不了了" I can't stand it anymore.
"我什么都不想要" I don't want anything.
不要走 Don't go.
如果你可以重生一次 If you could live your life over
成为世界上任何一个人 as anyone in the whole world,
你最想变成谁 who would you want to be?
奥黛丽赫本 Audrey Hepburn.
真的吗 Really?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我一直都想拥有奥黛丽赫本那样的玉颈 I've always wanted to have a neck like Audrey Hepburn.
我自己的就跟条年迈的德国牧羊犬一样 I have a neck like an elderly German shepherd.
我的第二选择是... My second choice--
全盛时期的劳伦斯奥利弗 Laurence Olivier in his prime.
嗯 Mm.
第三选择呢 Third choice--
除了我自己以外的任何人 anybody else but me.
别这么说 听着叫人忧郁 Don't say that.That depresses me.
哦 也不看看你是谁 Oh, look who's talking.
忧郁女王 The queen of depression.
上高中时 我想成为苏珊海沃德 In high school,I wanted to be Susan Hayward.
嗯 Mm.
第二选择 爱莲诺拉杜丝 Second choice--Eleonora Duse.
第三选择 Third choice--
除了我母亲以外的任何人 anybody but my mother.
来吧 该去睡觉了 Come on.Time to go to bed.
这么早 不能等看完《沙利文秀》再睡吗 So soon? Can't I stay up for The Ed Sullivan Show?
不能看《沙利文秀》了 你明天还得上学 No Ed Sullivan Show.You've got school tomorrow.
那就让我在沙发上睡吧 Then let me sleep on the sofa.
我喜欢睡沙发 I love sleeping on sofas.
一个人时睡床很孤独 Beds are too big when you're alone.
好吧 All right.
我等波莉回来再走 I'll stay until Polly comes home.
不 她还想和亚当多混一会儿呢 No. She's gonna wanna fool around with Adam.
让那孩子轻松点 你回去吧 Give the kid a break.Go on home.
-你确定吗 -嗯 -You sure? -Mm-hmm.
我今晚那些话都不是有心的 I didn't mean what I said tonight.
你知道我爱你 You know I love you.
我知道 I know.
晚安 天使 Good night, angel.
晚安 奥黛丽 Good night, Audrey.
你喝那么急会难受的 You're gonna get sick if you drink it that fast.
我现在什么感觉都没有 I can't feel anything yet.
会有的 You will.
还得等多久 How long does it take?
我只懂啤酒的量 I can only tell with beer.
亚当 Adam...
我为我母亲的行为道歉 I'm sorry about my mother.
她有时候会变成那样 She gets that way sometimes.
没关系 It's okay.
继续观察我就好 Just keep looking at me.
等我变不对劲时再告诉我 Tell me if you notice something different.
香烟 你给我留香烟了没 Cigarettes.Did you leave me any cigarettes?
这傻瓜连一根烟都没留给我 Putz didn't leave me any cigarettes.
我有感觉了 I feel it.
哦 天哪 我感觉到了 Oh, boy, do I feel it.
听着 我认为你喝得够多了 Listen,I think you've had enough.
我们该回去了 We ought to start home.
我也是这么想的 I think so, too.
先让我在这坐会 等一切停止旋转再说 Just let me sit here a minute until everything stops turning.
嘿 拜托 Hey, come on.
别这么对我 Don't do this to me.
嘿 嘿 女士 Hey. Hey.Hey, lady. Lady...
有什么问题吗 what's the trouble?
你看到烟出来了吗 这就是问题 You see cigarettes? That's the trouble.
你投了多少钱 How much money did you put in?
按上面写的 12美元 Twelve dollars, like it said.
好吧 等等 等等 我来处理 Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.I'll take care of it.
这年头想弄包香烟 You want a pack of cigarettes these days,
还得带个律师陪着是吧 you gotta bring a lawyer with you.
呃 给我来一杯 Uh, let me have a...
加冰伏特加 vodka on the rocks.
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你抽什么牌子的 What are you smoking?
都行 Anything.
万宝路 Marlboro.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
怎么 我看着不怎么样吗 Why? Don't I look okay?
不 你看上去很不错 Yeah, you look fine.
那说明我没事 对吗 Then I'm okay, right?
当然 Sure.
再来一杯 Hit me again.
如果你愿意 可以帮我点上 You can light it if you want.
谁会赢 Who's winning?
加西亚 Garcia.
哪个是他 Which one is he?
穿黑色短裤那个 In the dark trunks.
我看好另一个小伙 I like the other kid.
不可能 No way.
你说不可能 "No way," he says.
赌多少 For how much money?
赌酒 For drinks.
这才像话 我看好的那孩子叫什么 Now you're talking.What's my kid's name?
沃克 Walker.
加油 沃克 Come on, Walker.
今晚是妈妈的大日子 It's a big night for mama.
告诉你一件事 喝马提尼醉起来比啤酒快多了 Tell you one thing. It takes a lot quicker with martinis than it does with beer.
抱歉弄脏你手帕 Sorry about your handkerchief.
转过身去 我觉得 我觉得我还没吐完 Turn around. I don't-I don't think I'm through yet.
起来 起来 Get up! Get up!
没错 加油 打他 That's it. Come on, hit him.
打他 等等 他在干嘛 Hit him. Wait a minute.What is he doing?
别停啊 他停下来干嘛 Don't stop it.What is he stopping it for?
卡洛斯加西亚胜出 Carlos Garcia.
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
好吧 我最近跟男人在一起时总是这么"走运" Well,that's the kind of luck I've been having with men lately.
你住这附近吗 You live around here?
不 我住内布拉斯加 No. Nebraska.
我丈夫是警察 My husband's a cop.
我们是过来参加警察大会的 We're here for the police convention.
再见 See you around.
当然 You bet.
嘿 宝贝儿 Hey, baby.
嘿 等一等 Hey, wait a minute.
嘿 内布拉斯加是朝那边走 Hey, Nebraska's that way.
哦 是你 听着 我还有急事 Oh, it's you.Listen, I'm in a hurry.
我是来给你香烟的 你丢酒吧了 I brought your cigarettes.You left them.
没关系 你留着吧 That's okay. You keep ‘em.
反正我打算少抽 晚安 I'm trying to cut down, anyway.Good night.
嘿 我说 你家住在哪啊 Hey, listen,which house do you live in?
听着 我可以自己一个人回家 Now listen, I can get home alone on my own.
-快点把你的手松开 -别紧张嘛 -Come on, take your hands off me. -Don't be so nervous.
嘿 五分钟前你还... Hey.Five minutes ago--
你打错主意了 You got the wrong idea.
我知道 听着 我感觉很不舒服 I know. Come on, listen,I'm not feeling well.
嘿 住手 你弄疼我了 Hey, stop it.You're hurting me.
我不想伤害你 I don't wanna hurt you.Aah!
不 No, no, no!
我只是希望你能更友善一点儿 I just want you to be a little friendlier, that's--
什么叫她不在家 What do you mean she's not home?
你把她一个人丢下了 You left her alone?
好吧 波莉在哪 Well, where was Polly?
听着 有人在按门铃 Listen, someone's at my door.
好吧 你继续给她打电话 这就是你要做的 Well, you keep ringing her,that's what you do.
别哭了 这解决不了任何问题 And stop crying. It's not going to solve anything.
行了 我来了 All right, I'm coming.
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my God.
上帝 God.
托比 Toby.
没事了 亲爱的 All right, sweetheart.
我不知道还能去哪 I didn't know where else to go.
没关系 宝贝 你做得很对 Of course, baby.You did the right thing.
哦 我这样不能被波莉看见 Oh, Polly can't see me like this.
我绝不要波莉看我这副样子 拜托 I don't want her to see me like this, please.
出什么事了 What happened?
我们可以编个谎话 我不想失去她 托比 We have to make up a story.I don't want to lose her, Toby.
我已经失去过她一次 不能再失去她了 I lost her once. I don't wanna lose her again.
天哪 乔治娅 你眼睛伤得很重 God, Georgia,that eye looks very bad.
我去联系我的医生 I'm gonna call my doctor.
不不 不要医生 不要警察 No, no, no.No doctors. No police.
我不想让这事上新闻 拜托 I don't want it in the newspapers. Please.
你被人强暴了? Were you raped?
没有 谢天谢地 No, thank God.
但你出去了 不是吗 But you went out,didn't you?
吉米说你出去了 你干嘛出去 乔治娅 Jimmy told me you went out.Why'd you go out, Georgia?
拜托别教训我了 托比 Please don't lecture me, Toby.
我现在得喝一杯 我以朋友的身份求你 I have to have a drink.I'm asking you as a friend.
如果你不肯给我喝 我也会自己喝的 If you're not gonna give it to me, I'm gonna take it.
上帝 乔治娅 你对我发过誓 你保证过的 Christ! Georgia,you swore to me. You promised.
好吧 是我不够坚定 对不起 All right, I'm not strong enough. I'm sorry.
吉米每隔5分钟就会打一个电话 Jimmy's been ringing every five minutes.
喂 波莉 Hello? Polly.
呃 你在哪儿 Uh, where are you?
不 她和我在一起 No, she's here with me.
呃 她正在... Uh, she's, um--
是的 她没事 Yes, she's all--Uh, she's all right.
是的 我发誓 Uh, I-- Yes, I swear.
先等一下 她想和你说话 Hold on a minute.She wants to talk to you.
我要说什么 What am I gonna say?
你会想到的 You'll think of something.
嗨 宝贝 Hi, hon.
不 我很好 我发誓 No, I'm fine. I swear.
好吧 我之前睡不着 Well, I couldn't sleep,
于是想出来散散步 so I thought I would take a little walk,
散着散着 and I just kept on walking,
还没等我反应过来 就走到托比家了 and before I knew it,I was at Toby's place.
我知道 I know, uh,
我应该留个字条的 只是当时没考虑清楚 I should've left a note.I just wasn't thinking clearly.
波莉 我要为很多事情道歉 Polly, I have a lot to apologize for.
我会的 我只需要点时间理清思绪 I do. I just need some time to think about it.
你介意我今晚在托比家过夜吗 Would you mind terribly if I spent the night at Toby's house?
你知道她总能给我很多金玉良言对吗 She always gives me such terrific advice, you know?
太谢谢了 Thank you so much.
呃 还有一件事 我在想... Um, the other thing is,I was wondering...
你能不能 would it be possible
帮我取消明天和你父亲的午餐计划 to get out of the lunch with your father tomorrow?
是的 我知道我保证过 Yes, I know I promised,
但是你知道今晚闹得很不愉快 but, well, tonight was kind of a bummer, you know,
而我真的很想拿出最好的精神面貌 and I really wanna look my best.
你可以打个电话问问他 Well, you could call and ask him.
他为什么会起疑心呢 Why would he get suspicious?
除非你对他说什么 否则他不会的 He's only gonna get suspicious if you tell him something,
你懂我的意思吗 you know what I mean?
麻烦尽你所能 Do the best you can.
还有 波莉... And, Polly...
不要一整晚都生我气 please don't stay mad at me all night
因为我真的很爱你 because I love you so much.
我知道你会的 I know you do.
晚安 Good night.
我需要空气 I need air.
等你明天早上以这副样子出现时 What are you going to say to her in the morning
该怎么向她解释 when you walk in with your face looking like that?
现在还没到早上 It isn't morning yet.
也许今晚就会世界末日了 Maybe the world'll blow up tonight
那我就能解脱了 and I'll be off the hook.
好吧 你得承认 Well, you got to admit...
过去几周我原本表现得还不错 last few weeks,I had it going pretty good.
有时候 我觉得当你终于让一切走上正轨时 Sometimes I think when you've got everything going too good,
反而会产生自我恐惧 it scares the hell out of you.
你总认为自己不配遇到好事 You never think you deserve anything. Oh.
以前你在剧场里鞠躬谢幕时 When you take your bow in the theater,
几乎都不怎么看观众 you barely look at the audience.
总是点那么两下头 You nod your head twice,
然后就飞快的退场了 为什么 and then you run off as fast as you can. Why?
那不过就像给受过训练 会顶球的海豹鼓掌罢了 They applaud trained seals with beach balls on their noses.
我完成了工作 就只想回家而已 I did my job.I just wanna go home.
你就是那么想自己的吗 乔治娅 训练过的海豹？ Is that what you think, Georgia? You're a trained seal?
可那是事实 That's the truth of it.
不过是供广大群众一晚上的娱乐消遣 Just an evening's entertainment for the folks.
如果你是这么想的 那我真为你感到遗憾 If that's what you think,I really feel sorry for you.
你是认真的吗 Do you really?
别小瞧我 你总喜欢小瞧我 Don't patronize me.You're always patronizing me.
至少我会尝试做好一切 At least I try to make things work.
至少我一定会尽自己最大努力 I at least make the effort,
但我唯一不会做的就是自暴自弃 but one thing I'm not is self-destructive.
得了吧 托比 我们两个都一样 Oh, come on, Toby.We're the same, you and I.
我们都搞砸了自己的人生 We both manage to screw everything up.
唯一的区别是 The only difference is
你搞砸时穿戴得更体面 is that you dress better doing it.
事实是 And the truth of it is
我从来没办法和任何一个 that I have never had a lasting relationship
不跟我一样软弱 无助的人建立起长久关系 with anyone who wasn't as weak and as helpless as I am.
别用那种口气跟我说话 Don't talk to me that way.
我值得更好的评价 I deserve better than that from you.
如果你想把自己看得一文不值 You wanna treat yourself like dirt,
那你干得比所有人都好 you do that better than anybody I know
但不要说我和你当朋友 and don't tell me I'm you're friend
就因为我和你一样软弱 because I'm as weak as you.
我把你当朋友 是因为我爱你 I'm your friend 'cause I love you,
因为我敬畏你 and I am in awe of you.
我是那么羡慕你的天赋和投入 I am so jealous of your gifts and your commitments
而这些都是我无法给予别人的 'cause I never had any of my own to give.
我不懂到底是什么毛病 I don't know what kind of sickness it is
令你总想毁掉生命中的一切美好事物 that makes you wanna destroy everything that's beautiful in your life,
但如果我就在一旁干坐着 牵着你的手 but I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand around and hold your hand
还帮你倒酒的话 我就真的该死了 and fill your glass while you do it.
你要想一了百了 露台随便你跳 You want a quick finish,use the terrace.
不然的话 就帮我个忙 乔治娅 Otherwise,do me a favor, Georgia--
别再继续当个讨厌鬼 stop being such an astronomical
折磨每个人了 pain in the ass.
我可没说过这是选择题 I didn't say it was a multiple-choice question.
早上好 海因斯小姐 Morning, Miss Hines.
你好 查理 Hello, Charley.
你这是怎么了 亲爱的 What did you do to yourself, honey?
哦 出了场小车祸 头撞到挡风玻璃上了 Oh, little car accident.My head hit the windshield.
我没听见你进来 I didn't hear you come in.
我不想吵醒你 I didn't wanna wake you.
希望你肚子饿了 I hope you're hungry.
我今早很想体验操持家务的乐趣 I'm feeling very, uh, domestic this morning.
我饿了 你在做什么 I'm starved.What are you making?
先别看 这是个惊喜 你先坐下 Oh, no, no. It's a surprise.Go-Go sit down.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
当然 Certainly.
你什么时候见过我早上7点半爬起来 When did you ever see me get up at 7：30 in the morning
就为了做早餐 to fix breakfast?
那你怎么不敢看我 Then why won't you look at me?
好吧 现在要揭晓惊喜了 Well,that's the surprise.
其实没看上去那么糟 It's not as bad as it looks.
哦 上帝 出了什么事 Oh, my God. What happened?
好吧 我其实准备了好几个合理的解释 Well, I have about three or four perfectly reasonable stories.
是在托比家发生的吗 摔倒了还是怎的 Did it happen at Toby's? Did you fall or something?
先坐下 把早饭吃了 Sit down and eat your breakfast first.
你能对我说实话吗 Will you talk to me?
你总担心我会怎么想你 You're always so worried about what I'm gonna think,
可你什么都懒得告诉我 you never bother telling me anything.
和你搬到一起后 我对你的了解比住家里时还少了 I know less about you living with you than I did when I was still at home.
其实我被人打了 I was beaten up.
被酒吧里一个误以为我想勾搭他的人打的 By a guy who thought I was trying to pick him up in a bar.
说不定 我确实勾搭他了 For all I know, maybe I was.
曾经有人跟我说过 Somebody once told me
除非你自己开口要求 不然没有东西会自己找上门 you never get anything in this life unless you ask for it.
你意思这是你要求来的? You mean this was a request?
那你明天又为自己安排了什么 What have you got ordered for tomorrow?
对不起 波莉 我还没做好迎接你的准备 I'm sorry, Polly.I'm not ready for you yet.
我需要一个人的时间 I need time by myself.
让我能够自力更生 Time to stand on my own two feet
而不是让你整日为我担惊受怕 instead of having you worrying to death about me.
你应该在某个好地方享受美好时光 You should be out somewhere having a swell time
和那个可爱的男孩亚当在一起 with-with that sweet boy Adam.
是啊 也许你说得对 Yeah, maybe you're right.
你想让我什么时候搬走 When would you like me to leave?
我只是在和你坦诚相待 波莉 I'm trying to be honest with you, Pol.
扯淡 Bullshit.
好吧 我就知道如果你在这住得更久 Well, I knew if you hung around long enough,
总会学会这些"行话" you'd pick up the lingo.
我学到的可不光这些 That's not all I picked up.
我昨晚喝了很多马提尼酒 I got very heavy into martinis last night.
没错 我差点就烂醉如泥了 Yeah, I almost got totally plastered,
可在那个重要时刻到来之前我就吐了出来 but I threw it up before the big moment.
但我大概了解那是什么感觉了 But I got the general idea of the feeling.
而且你知道最妙的是什么吗 And do you know what the best part of it was?
我不会再担心你了 I stopped worrying about you.
我只用关心我自己 All I cared about was me.
我心里想 "嘿 这太棒了" And I thought to myself,"Hey, this is terrific.
"如果醉酒就是这种感觉" "If this is what it's like"
"不用再在乎任何人" "not feeling anything for anybody"
"难怪老妈对它如此痴迷" "no wonder Mom's so crazy about it."
你希望我怎么做 波莉 What do you want from me, Pol?
告诉我 我一定竭尽所能办到 Tell me.I'll try-I'll try and do it.
我希望你再放弃我一次 I want you to give me up again.
我做不了主 I don't make the decisions.
不 你可以 Yes, you do.
你的人生完全由你自己做主 You make the decisions on how you're gonna live your life.
只要别一错再错 Just don't make the wrong one again.
那就联系你父亲取消午餐 Then call off the lunch with your father.
改成下个月 Make it next month.
只要再给我一点时间 Just give me a little time.
已经给过你12个礼拜时间了 You just had 12 weeks.
可你现在看上去仍和当初离开时一模一样 And you look practically the same way you did when you left here.
注：绿野小筑（Tavern on the Green）为纽约中央公园地标餐厅
你希望我今天中午走进"绿野小筑"时 You want me to walk into Tavern on the Green
注：史泰龙主演的同名经典影片 职业为拳击手
看上去就和"洛奇"一样吗 at 1：00 today looking like Rocky?
你父亲也许不够机灵 但他绝不瞎 You father may not be quick,but he's not blind.
我打过电话给他了 可他不想延期 I called him, and he doesn't want to postpone it.
一个礼拜 就一个礼拜 波莉 求你了 One week.One week, Polly, please.
改到下周六 Next Saturday.
到那时我进餐厅时一定跟白雪公主一样完美 I'll walk in there looking like Snow White.
你为什么不能信任他 Why don't you trust him?
他会公正对待你的 妈妈 我发誓 He'll be fair with you, Mom,I swear.
公正 哦 Fair? Oh.
是啊 他曾经对我说过 Yeah. He told me once,
"我不求你尽善尽美" "I don't expect you to be perfect.
"只求你尽心尽力" I just expect you to do your best"
如果他认为这就是我尽全力的结果 那我俩都不可信 If he thinks this is my best, Pol,I wouldn't trust either one of us.
你就说自己滑了一跤 So-So you slipped.
不过是一晚上走了霉运 You had one lousy night.
我有过 他也有过 So did I.So does he sometimes.
拜托了 妈妈 Come on, Mom.
你以前总参加试镜 而每一次都能赢得角色 You've had auditions before, and you always get the part.
波莉 求你了 Polly, please.
不行 过来 No, come on
过来 相信我 我有办法 Come on, just trust me.I have an idea.
什么办法 Why? What?
可以让你看上去不那么糟糕 You don't have to look that bad.
我们可以上点粉底 像托比那样 We could put some powder on it or something, like Toby does.
上帝 她至少上了几十层 我不光眼睛难看 波莉 God, she wears 23 layers.It's not just the eye, Polly.
还有宿醉后颤抖反应 I've got a hangover and the shakes.
等我不小心把水洒到你爸膝盖上时 The minute I start spilling water on the man's lap,
他一定会瞧出破绽的 he's gonna notice something.
好了 我们用粉底遮一下 All right, we're gonna try some powder here.
这小魔星是专门来折磨我的吗 Who sent this monster to torment me?
-效果一定很棒 -轻点 -Oh, this is gonna be great. -Easy.
这样肯定能遮住 他什么也瞧不出来 No, this is going to be good.He's not gonna notice anything.
就算是万圣节这样出去也够吓人的 We couldn't get away with this on Halloween.
没用的 It's not gonna work.
再让我涂一会 耐心点 Just give me a minute.Be patient.
相信我 能遮住 看着不赖 Trust me, it's covering up.Looks good.
效果非常好 Looks real good.
好了 我还没涂完 但你看看效果怎么样 Now, I'm not done,but tell me what that looks like.
看着就像我的脸被人打了一拳 It looks like I was punched in the face,
还企图拿粉底遮丑一样 and we tried to cover it up with powder.
可我还没弄完 我们可以再化个妆 But I'm not done yet.We could put some makeup on it.
不 波莉 别做了 Don't, Polly. Please, don't.
别再试图把我改造成我成为不了的人 Don't try to make me into something I can't be.
上帝都不允许有人帮你一把是吗 God forbid someone did something to help you.
我想我东西都带齐了 I think I've got everything.
如果没有 那就下次来看你时再拿 If not, I can get it next time I visit you.
爸爸会开车到市里 Dad will be driving in from the country.
如果他打给你 If he should call,
你能告诉他中午一点去餐厅见我吗? can you tell him to meet me at the restaurant at 1：00?
我该怎么跟他解释搬走的事 妈妈 What should I tell him about why I'm moving out, Mom?
说实话永远不会错 The truth is always nice.
当然 Sure.
先等等 衣柜里还有你的一条裤子和一件上衣 Wait a minute.I've got a pair of pants and a blouse of yours in the closet.
为什么你不把它们留下 Well, why don't you just leave it there?
就当给咱们以后留个由头 Kind of gives us something to aim for.
现在这样真的很蠢 知道吗 This is really dumb,you know?
谁说不是呢 You're telling me.
我可不是放过你了 I'm not letting up on you.
我会一辈子缠着你不放 I'm gonna keep after you forever.
我是说 迟早有一天我会搬回来 I mean, I'm gonna move back here one day,
哪怕我已经七老八十了 even if I'm 83 years old.
最好事先打个电话 Better call first.
谁知道那时候我在干嘛呢 You never know what I'm doing.
那么下个周末见 See you next weekend?
好 Sure.
波莉 Polly.
等我成为真正的大人... When I grow up...
我要成为和你一样的人 I wanna be just like you.
她在哪儿 她在家吗 她没事吧 Where is she? Is she at home? Is she all right?
再见 吉米 Goodbye, Jimmy.
你去哪里 波莉 等等 Where are you going? Polly? Wait a minute.
乔治娅 Georgia?
乔治娅 Georgia.
好啊 真是太好了 Oh, well, that's just terrific.
好看极了 That's beautiful.
你被分到了什么级别 中量级还是轻量级 What division are you in,middleweight or lightweight?
那里还有一大块莎莉咖啡蛋糕等你解决 There's an entire Sara Lee coffee cake in there for you.
你还是拿去敷眼睛吧 那玩意比牛排便宜 Put it on your eye.It's cheaper than steak.
你想要自杀吗 乔治娅 用一次毁掉一种五官的方式 You trying to commit suicide,Georgia, one feature at a time?
她依然爱我 吉米 She still loves me, Jimmy.
不管我做了什么荒唐事 No matter what I seem to do,
那孩子...都会一直爱我 the kid... still comes up loving me.
她当然会 我们都会 Of course she does.We all do.
为什么 就告诉我为什么 Why?Just... tell me why?
因为你很特别 'Cause you're special.
疯狂 失控 Crazy, lunatic,
惹人厌 但又特别 disgusting but special.
不是 No.
特别的人值得特别被爱 And special people deserve to be loved.
坐下来 我来帮你消个肿 Sit down.I wanna get that swelling down.
是谁决定让她搬走的 Who decided she wasn't gonna stay anymore?
是我 你觉得我做错了 Me.You think I was wrong?
我从来没觉得你对过 I always think you're wrong.
你这眼睛让我心里发慌 This eye is making me very nervous.
我觉得你最好去看医生 I think you ought to see a doctor.
我已经接受过医疗帮助了 I already had medical attention.
我倒在地上时 有只狗狗过来舔了我 A dog licked me while I was on the ground.
哦 上帝 你真是病得不轻 Oh, God,you are terrible.
我得告诉托比 Wait till I tell Toby.
我等下就打电话给她 I'll call her in a few minutes.
哦 也许中午我们可以一起聚个餐 Oh, maybe we can all have lunch together.
只要我们三个还能聚在一起 The whole world could go to hell
全世界都去见鬼也无所谓 as long as the three of us can have lunch together.
我甚至把去天国以后聚餐的地方也预定好了 I even reserved a nice little table in heaven.
当然 必须是意大利餐厅 Italian, of course.
哦 谢天谢地 我们还有彼此可以依靠 Oh, thank God the three of us have each other to lean on.